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Hawkeye

Today, I was surfing. I saw a cop writing a ticket for my car, I swam as fast as I could to stop him, I got caught in a wave, and smashed onto the rocks. I ended up with a huge bleeding scratch on my back, a broken surfboard, and a note saying that I had a flat tire. FML

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imkendra 0

You poor bastard.

Lou_Briccant 0

Who writes a note saying you have a flat tire? Wouldn't it be kinda obvious when you get to your car? It's like putting a note on a car saying "YOUR CAR IS BLUE. I WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THIS." I mean I get the friendly gesture and what not, but still. It seems like a visit from Captain Obvious.

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MeganH0LLYW00D 0

You can't stop the ******* police. Smart one...

PaperMoon 0

Personal safety first, man...

AnaMaree 0

Lmao... Note.

hbgoddard 0

YDI for actually trying to stop the cop from writing you a ticket... Dumbass.

ohhhhshizzz 0

He is in Peru, please look at the country before making an ass out of yourself.

unluckydavid 0

What was your plan, swim over and tell him it's not fair? Seriously, you think you could have stopped a police officer giving you a ticket?

InspiredByGaGa 8

That's the way it works in peru.

unluckydavid 0

Oh sorry, didn't realize in Peru you can stop a ticket, sorry my bad

pewpew_fml 0

Peru no tiene mar, mentiroso de mierda.

_Athena_ 10

WTF do you mean Peru doesn't have a sea? Last time I checked, the Pacific Ocean bordered Peru. The OP is not a liar (In that respect at least, no way of knowing if the FML itself is true or not...)

lakeylove 0

I guess you won't be surfin  for a while. well u can surf the Internethang loose man! 

Bored_2_Death 0

You know to some of you who are saying "you can't get a cop to stop writing a ticket" reading the comments that came before yours can help sometime. The OP is in peru and it has been pointed out a couple times in the earlier comments that if you are in peru you can get the cops to stop writing a ticket for a reasonable price. To the OP that sucks

jSOPURE 3

This is the funniest thing I heard today. Thank you. Sorry though. :)