hatesurf
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Peru
Hawkeye
Today, I was surfing. I saw a cop writing a ticket for my car, I swam as fast as I could to stop him, I got caught in a wave, and smashed onto the rocks. I ended up with a huge bleeding scratch on my back, a broken surfboard, and a note saying that I had a flat tire. FML
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imkendra 0
You poor bastard.
Lou_Briccant 0
Who writes a note saying you have a flat tire? Wouldn't it be kinda obvious when you get to your car? It's like putting a note on a car saying "YOUR CAR IS BLUE. I WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THIS." I mean I get the friendly gesture and what not, but still. It seems like a visit from Captain Obvious.
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Comments (91)
sparda4355 0
awesome! WIN!
Naheelawhatwhat 0
what does writting mean? PROOF READ SON!
easylazy 0
It rhymes with knitting if that helps
irishdancer 0
Easylazy.... That helped me a lot!
LilMissPatched_fml 0
sarcasm these days are just soo fun =]
b182link 0
your durfboard got a flat tire? that sucks
ZleveL 0
I was 39001 chooser for this fml!!!
imkendra 0
You poor bastard.
Hockeymaniac 0
That sucks
suppman 0
sucks :(
Komatose 0
Now I have Wipeout stuck it my head...
sublime84 0
Wipeout! How did you figure such a genuine idiotic idea of stopping the cop? What a delicious mess you got yourself into.
Glam_fml 0
Wow, that really sucks. FYL
jenn03 0
LOL
roundnproud 7
you really thought running to him and begging would stop him?
jlaq 0
In Peru, yes. For a reasonable fee (much less than the actual ticket) you can get out of a ticket.
4bbaf9d3caaa8f84 20
exactly what I was thinking
RyeBreadBoy 0
wow what an honorable police force they have in peru if you can just bribe your way out of things. can you get out of murder charges this way, too?
CryingHowls 0
i've bribed myself out of tickets in america lol
fawfulster 11
Explain to me how could he be surfing in Lima. I don't get it.
softbonez 0
I feel more sorry for your board than for you.
chanta24 10
i know, those can't be fixed easily...
lancerevo 0
Your a retard u shouldve just stayed out
ArbiterOfFML 24
There are so many grammatical errors that I wonder, who is the true retard?