hatesurf
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Peru
Hawkeye
Today, I was surfing. I saw a cop writing a ticket for my car, I swam as fast as I could to stop him, I got caught in a wave, and smashed onto the rocks. I ended up with a huge bleeding scratch on my back, a broken surfboard, and a note saying that I had a flat tire. FML
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imkendra 0
You poor bastard.
Lou_Briccant 0
Who writes a note saying you have a flat tire? Wouldn't it be kinda obvious when you get to your car? It's like putting a note on a car saying "YOUR CAR IS BLUE. I WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THIS." I mean I get the friendly gesture and what not, but still. It seems like a visit from Captain Obvious.
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New_York_fml 0
What you have here is the definition of wipeout LOL
paperfox_fml 0
If they've already started writing the ticket, they're not gonna stop.
jlaq 0
You actually can get them to stop for a reasonable fee in Peru... In that context, the run for it was totally worth it, theoretically.
Battledog5006 0
Hahaha that blows big time!! FYL xD
anniesaysbueno 0
haha what a great mental image. thanks for being in pain so we can be amused :D
BabaBlackShirt 0
I feel so bad for you.
iampjman 0
haha fyl
desertkitt 0
Oh dude, FYL. I hope you turned around and started body surfing just to piss the world off. At least it was a nice cop and he told you you had a flat, most of our cops would have written a ticket for some BS or another.
jaxsk 0
Thats so tragic it's priceless. I almost feel bad for finding it so funny... talk about FML!
LukeDog 0
YDI for not waiting
lizzzie_fml 0
Maybe next time you should park somewhere legitimate and then you wont have to worry about the ticket anyway.
lifesucks210 0
he was in a fine parking spot. he got a note cuz he had a flat.