hatesurf
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Peru
Hawkeye
Today, I was surfing. I saw a cop writing a ticket for my car, I swam as fast as I could to stop him, I got caught in a wave, and smashed onto the rocks. I ended up with a huge bleeding scratch on my back, a broken surfboard, and a note saying that I had a flat tire. FML
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imkendra 0
You poor bastard.
Lou_Briccant 0
Who writes a note saying you have a flat tire? Wouldn't it be kinda obvious when you get to your car? It's like putting a note on a car saying "YOUR CAR IS BLUE. I WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THIS." I mean I get the friendly gesture and what not, but still. It seems like a visit from Captain Obvious.
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emer_helena 0
Eighty-Third!!
Nightfallz 0
don't rush and things like that won't happen
shutupfool 0
Well, that was nice of the cop, to let you know that before you tried driving on that flat tire and doing some real damage to your car.
BriaaaNicole 0
Who the heck spends $1,200 on a skateboard ?! FYL.
Armin_fml 0
surfboard* A dedicated surfer I guess? Or just a rich snob? :)
GeeGeebaby 0
OUCH
iBreezy92192 0
Okay.. Going to the cop and explaining the deal, so you don't get a ticket sometimes works! & it really sucks that you went thru all that for nothing. Sorry bout your surf board. FYL
Roddsy 0
loll ow ;/ and nice cop ^-^
wikifoo 0
gnarly cowabunga dude
hockeyfan_30 0
lol wow that really sucks i guess the policeman was just trying to be nice!
ncochrum 0
The FML is that he spent over $1000 on a surfboard