hatesurf
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Peru
Hawkeye
Today, I was surfing. I saw a cop writing a ticket for my car, I swam as fast as I could to stop him, I got caught in a wave, and smashed onto the rocks. I ended up with a huge bleeding scratch on my back, a broken surfboard, and a note saying that I had a flat tire. FML
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imkendra 0
You poor bastard.
Lou_Briccant 0
Who writes a note saying you have a flat tire? Wouldn't it be kinda obvious when you get to your car? It's like putting a note on a car saying "YOUR CAR IS BLUE. I WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THIS." I mean I get the friendly gesture and what not, but still. It seems like a visit from Captain Obvious.
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UFCFIGHTER 0
JayXL14 0
Dude that just blows..
chunkymonkey69 0
that sucks so bad.
sw95volleyball 0
note to self: never stop a police officer from telling me something i probobally already knew
Adriennerox211 0
O.o $1,200 surfboard?
ThatManWhoreDude 0
Ignoring that idiots who said some crap about karma and practically preached to us..... your not very bright. you would have gotten a ticket whether you made it to the popo or not. your just lucky it was'nt a ticket XD :P
kimgolf 0
heard this befooorrree
rakhil11 7
XD @ #79, I totally agree. Wouldn't the OP have figured that out on his own perfectly well?
carkel 0
well, it's not like you just showing up would have made him stop writing the ticket..
wickedgame20 0
thats ao crazy