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Hawkeye

Today, I was surfing. I saw a cop writing a ticket for my car, I swam as fast as I could to stop him, I got caught in a wave, and smashed onto the rocks. I ended up with a huge bleeding scratch on my back, a broken surfboard, and a note saying that I had a flat tire. FML

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You poor bastard.

Who writes a note saying you have a flat tire? Wouldn't it be kinda obvious when you get to your car? It's like putting a note on a car saying "YOUR CAR IS BLUE. I WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THIS." I mean I get the friendly gesture and what not, but still. It seems like a visit from Captain Obvious.

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hahaha that is a very ironic 

ubernoober 0

that blows. alot, fyl

Where I live, the police don't give a damn if you have a flat tire. 

privatee 0

i put ydi because you thought you could stop a cop possibly writing a ticket. think about it.

#76, please read some of the other comments on here.

haha, that sucks. people, stop thinking too hard. sorry OP. for the tough day and the dumb people.

Who writes a note saying you have a flat tire? Wouldn't it be kinda obvious when you get to your car? It's like putting a note on a car saying "YOUR CAR IS BLUE. I WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THIS." I mean I get the friendly gesture and what not, but still. It seems like a visit from Captain Obvious.

good luck at stopping a cop from writing a ticket when he is already writing it.

Sharonluvs 0

I realised I had such a wonderful day then I originally thought. FYL!

that's awful, lo siento