hatesurf
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Peru
Hawkeye
Today, I was surfing. I saw a cop writing a ticket for my car, I swam as fast as I could to stop him, I got caught in a wave, and smashed onto the rocks. I ended up with a huge bleeding scratch on my back, a broken surfboard, and a note saying that I had a flat tire. FML
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imkendra 0
You poor bastard.
Lou_Briccant 0
Who writes a note saying you have a flat tire? Wouldn't it be kinda obvious when you get to your car? It's like putting a note on a car saying "YOUR CAR IS BLUE. I WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THIS." I mean I get the friendly gesture and what not, but still. It seems like a visit from Captain Obvious.
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Comments (91)
Lexia_fml 0
Did you really think he'd stop writing a ticket just 'cause you showed up? YDI
axislave 0
Well if you know where and ow you parked, then you would know if you could get a ticket so yeah YDI
Avenging_Angel 0
And you thought you could seriously stop him writing it?? Cops are not susceptible to that kind of thing
Colby_Colbert 0
FYL!!!
hellogoodbyexo09 0
He would still write you the ticket anyway, even though he shouldnt have :(.So sorry about the scratches and the surfboard!
rightsaidred 3
The scratch is on his back. The board is broken.
Katzilla_dances 0
I don't understand why you were left a not about your flat tire, you would have noticed it anyways :| Unless it is against the law to suddenly have a flat tire.
Tsukasa_fml 0
Cop was just doing him a favour by pointing it out. Or maybe trying to look like he was working, making an example of someone by writing a ticket.
rustyrox 0
Well as long as it's not broken in half you can repair it
lovelykendra5 0
Even if you tried to stop him, you still would of gotten the ticket. Which it wasn't.
pinkslushiie 0
That truly sucks. Best of luck on getting a new surfboard, maybe it will be better than the first!
RedRose 0
FAKE