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Happy America Day Mofos!

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Today, I was out on a leisurely jog. Out of nowhere, a car slowed down in the street, and a passenger screamed "HAPPY 4TH OF JULY, MOTHERFUCKER," before tossing a lit Roman Candle at my feet. FML

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dweeds508 24

Friday 5 July 2013 2:35

I guess he's just really patriotic

ironichalibut 24

Friday 5 July 2013 2:35

He had the curtesy to just throw it on the ground and not hold it at face level? That's the spirit of the holiday right there

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srogue74 5

Friday 5 July 2013 5:23

OH NO! A ROMAN CANDLE! that must've been DANGEROUS! -_- really dude? GFY and YDI

TheGrimGenius 7

Friday 5 July 2013 5:43

Dude, my friends were lighting off fireworks and one of them knocked over a roman candle while another friend lit it, before he could get away he got severe burns over his legs and partially his back. Also, what makes OP deserve it?

rawr_ily96 24

Friday 5 July 2013 7:34

Someone doesn't like our independence.

rawr_ily96 24

Friday 5 July 2013 7:38

And by that I mean someone doesn't like our right to feel endangered by idiots! Can someone shoot a Roman Candle at this guy and see how he feels about his comment after?

SilencioIsTheKey 12

Friday 5 July 2013 5:44

You should of started singing... " AND THE LAND OF THE FREEEEEEE...AND THE ROME, ENNNNN.. CANDLE! " Big finish. That would of been cool. Happy 4th Of July.

onorexveritas 23

Friday 5 July 2013 6:02

they were probably shit faced

RedWingSD 6

Friday 5 July 2013 6:16

You should have picked it up and shot it at him!!!!!

nokaywhatever 5

Friday 5 July 2013 6:18

that's not what america is about. that kindof upsets me.

colvindj 22

Friday 5 July 2013 6:31

yeah! Merica!

pacmanman 15

Friday 5 July 2013 6:36

He threw it at your feet. maybe he's really patriotic and was just giving you something to celebrate with! XD

caligirllife 11

Friday 5 July 2013 6:37

Same thing has happened to me. Only it wasn't even on the 4th of july

rawr_ily96 24

Friday 5 July 2013 7:40

America: Land of the corrupt politicians, and home of the idiots. No disrespect to our country, but that's just how I see things here.

livforever 13

Friday 5 July 2013 6:50

I hope you didn't get burnt!

XxcaitanatorXx 12

Friday 5 July 2013 6:54

well thats just rude

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