Your ass... Grab it...
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Grand Prairie, United States
Happy America Day Mofos!
Today, I was out on a leisurely jog. Out of nowhere, a car slowed down in the street, and a passenger screamed "HAPPY 4TH OF JULY, MOTHERFUCKER," before tossing a lit Roman Candle at my feet. FML
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dweeds508 24
I guess he's just really patriotic
ironichalibut 24
He had the curtesy to just throw it on the ground and not hold it at face level? That's the spirit of the holiday right there
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fireysaje 10
Why do people put YDI on this sort of fml...
imlifeless2 25
one of those "oh shi-" moments
kuma32792 2
Did you pick it up and aim it at them?
Starham1 14
'Murcia.
halfawannabe 14
Eh, I had those pointed at me before and had someone try to set me on fire with a sparkler, and been hit by various bottle rockets.
cpguru24 18
Dude your life is lit