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This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Grand Prairie, United States
Happy America Day Mofos!
Today, I was out on a leisurely jog. Out of nowhere, a car slowed down in the street, and a passenger screamed "HAPPY 4TH OF JULY, MOTHERFUCKER," before tossing a lit Roman Candle at my feet. FML
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dweeds508 24
I guess he's just really patriotic
ironichalibut 24
He had the curtesy to just throw it on the ground and not hold it at face level? That's the spirit of the holiday right there
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Comments (66)
SaintJimmyxx 8
'Murica!
trbuson 11
You didn't send your bald eagle after them?
lspartz 6
Ok I hope I don't get down votes for this but can someone explain to me what a Roman candle is?
trbuson 11
It's a type of firework that allows the user to shoot off multiple flares into the sky. Well at least it should be towards the sky.
RedWingSD 6
We used to have fights with them shoot em at each other luckily none of us had any aim at the time lol!!!!!!!
Neyuu 18
For future reference, Google is your friend.
monnanon 13
for future reference asking people to search on google shows you are too thick to answer the question yourself.
Neyuu 18
The question was already answered. Why should I answer it again?
Angelbabie4132 5
For lspartz, a roman candle is just another name for a firework.
lspartz 6
Ok thx!!
kaymi 17
Motherfuckers like that is most of the reason why I don't like to be out at certain hours on the 4th. I been through a similar experience. People are idiots.
jw90 18
He's just got holiday spirit ya know.
Shmatterhorn 38
Sounds like they were full of spirits that tend to come from a bottle.
worldclassrager 39
Better than a firecracker...right?
football98_fml 20
well, happy 4th of july!
facepunch 4
I don't see how this guy deserves it in anyway
rob02 19
That is awesome