Happy America Day Mofos!

By Your ass... Grab it... - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Grand Prairie

Today, I was out on a leisurely jog. Out of nowhere, a car slowed down in the street, and a passenger screamed "HAPPY 4TH OF JULY, MOTHERFUCKER," before tossing a lit Roman Candle at my feet. FML
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ironichalibut 24

He had the curtesy to just throw it on the ground and not hold it at face level? That's the spirit of the holiday right there

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msarosi 14

thats when you try to catch the license plate and car model. report the douchebag.

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xTwig 10

For all of the people who tapped YDI, how in the hell did he deserve this?

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dhaxor 9

Pick it up and point it at him. Problem solved.

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skyeyez9 24

Too bad you weren't fast enough to pick up the roman candle, aim it inside his car and let the rest of the fireballs shoot out.

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davek 36

The right thing to do is throw it back in through the window.

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sugarbaby9908 20

And to think, that's what people have fought for for this country :/

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sweetlilly1812 6

Total Dick move

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KiddNYC1O 20

F uuu, fatherfucker.

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MaydayParadexx 18

My friend and I were out jogging the other day when some rednecks in a pick up truck screamed "White power!" and threw poppers at us.

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