Today, I went to the dentist to have a tooth pulled. The day before, I was too anxious to eat anything, so I went in with an empty stomach. There were complications during the extraction and now I'm not allowed to eat for the next 24 hours. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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sweet_candy_ 17
That's crazy for 24 hours. You should aks if you can drink some soup through a straw.
WOGBRO 6
Well at least your boyfriend didn't wanna test your gag reflex after the dentist.
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Comments (117)
davinsegismundo 0
LOL
sonic19951 6
thats not so bad. i went a week and a half without eating or eating anything. a day is nothing to me.
sonic19951 6
i meant drinking instead of that second eating.
Drewwwwwwww 0
That is impossible. You, my friend, are a liar.
shannon.elizabeth 13
it is actually, as every body is capable of different things. the rule of 3 is merely a guide (3 weeks without food, 3 days without water, 3 seconds without air) technically if their body was efficient and hydrated prior then a week and a half of nothing is possible yet comes with dangerous risks of organ failure, fainting, etc
hidrox94 5
I had a tooth pulled today too, OP! EXTRACTION BUDDIES!! woot! *high five!*
lexiibugg21 0
Well, you might lose weight?
jaclynx3 0
that stinkks!
Sangoku_fml 0
but You can SUCK !!!
NaoPudding 8
You can't eat, but I'm sure you can drink. Have some milk or milkshake. It'll help curve your hunger a bit. If you can't, then just drink plenty of water. I'm sure water may help at least a little. it's only 2 days, not a week. You'll live through, it's just really going to suck.
hulkk_smashh 5
I was knocked out to get all my wisdom teeth pulled too. And yeah you're not supposed to eat for 12 hours before.
Pazu_fml 10
That sucks, but it's not unusual for a tooth extraction. At least there are lots of non-solid foods and drinks you can use to get your strength back.
pinkchocolatex3 0
Have fun dying (: ..... jk :D