Today, I went to the dentist to have a tooth pulled. The day before, I was too anxious to eat anything, so I went in with an empty stomach. There were complications during the extraction and now I'm not allowed to eat for the next 24 hours. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, I finally started feeling better after getting a tooth pulled last week. I also started something else: my period, while I was stuck in the dentist's chair during my follow-up appointment. FML
Today, I missed my dentist appointment. I couldn't attend, because I was too busy puking my guts up due to a bad reaction to the pain medication I'm taking for my toothache. FML
Today, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. Under anesthesia I told the dentist my entire love life and drug history in detail. FML
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sweet_candy_ 17
That's crazy for 24 hours. You should aks if you can drink some soup through a straw.
WOGBRO 6
Well at least your boyfriend didn't wanna test your gag reflex after the dentist.
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Comments (117)
derekahlers 4
get over it
odexy 12
Meh I just spent three days barfing out anything I ate so I have no pity for you OP.
ImaWiseGuy 5
I thought bulimia was a more keep to yourself personal issue....
dirtyblond 4
:O
ImaWiseGuy 5
I was jk before everybody starts high siding on me....
dirtyblond 4
>:)
odexy 12
I had a stomach flu, not an eating disorder. /facepalm
HomeAl0ne 20
Congratulations, you are just one tooth extraction away from your target weight!
InvisibleReign 0
Eh, babies in African go longer without food than that. I think you'll be fine.
DocBastard 40
That bites.
mrahhhhh 21
FYI friend. I know how much it sucks to not eat for a day. I had a contest with two friends once where the one who went the longest without eating would win a free buffett meal from the losers (originally the losers would be forced to watch the winner eat without getting any food themselves, but we decided that was too ****** up). I weigh 135 pounds and am 5 feet 10 inches. Friend 1 is 6 foot 1 and weighs 240. Friend 2 is 5 foot 11 and weighs 305. Also, I have the metabolism of an incinerator and am used to eating 2 average meals with 3 small snacks a day. I thought I could win by sheer willpower. I think you guys see where this is going. We started at exactly midnight, then slept for 7 hours. I lasted all of 20 hours before giving up. I was so hungry that I had a headache and couldn't keep my balance very well. As we were only allowed to drink water, I also had a killer electrolyte imbalance due to subconsciously drinking excess water to cover my symptoms. My 5 foot 11 bud gave up 1 hour later. After we went to the buffett I ate 6 plates of food. Each plate was about 12 inches in diameter. One of my best meals ever. 2 more plates and I would have eaten as much as both my friends combined! Point of the story: to show how the OP's life is VERY ******. And also hopefully to entertain a few people. PS. My friend's dumb 8 year old brother joined the bet without us knowing and also got ill. He went to the buffett with us and ate literally 3 bites before getting full. He paid 11 bucks for that meal.
ImaWiseGuy 5
great story, you gonna get that published while your at it....
esu 5
great story teller very descriptive
esu 5
great story teller very descriptive
AA357 0
lol that's kinda funny
PeteyPablo12308 20
That's ****** OP. You're gonna be a hungry hungry hippo.
Big4ofThrash 0
get muscle milk. it's a liquid AND it has 20g of protein in it. I use it after rugby all the time
dirtyblond 4
RUGBY FTW!!
delia_24 0
I know how you feel. same thing happened too me :(
esu 5
funny
rallets 23
someone pushed me onto this comment, those jerks!!
crazysasha123 0
so? this isn't an fml. try getting your tonsils out you won't wanna eat for a week.. I know from experience. on the bright side I lost 15 lbs