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Gullible

By Anonymous - 18/08/2026 18:00 - Canada - Galt

Today, my 16-year-old brother managed to convince my 22-year-old boyfriend that I breastfeed my pet parrot. FML

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By What? - 22/01/2013 19:00 - Australia

Today, I found out my ten year-old brother and his best friend have taught our new parrot to say, "Shut up, bitch." We have a bunch of our extended family coming over tomorrow to see what the parrot can say. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2014 06:42 - Canada - Regina

Today, my older brother managed to convince my younger sister that she's actually a boy, and that she'll soon be getting a penis in the mail, which she excitedly told everyone she could. He convinced me of the exact same thing as well several years ago. FML

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By Anon - 23/05/2016 10:49 - United States - Lansing

Today, I found out my husband has been catfishing my sixteen year-old brother for over a year. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2017 20:00 - United States - Troy

Today, my parents finally fulfilled my wish of a pet that I could take care of for a few years. They got a parrot. I guess 75 years or more is a few years to my parents. FML

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By Ketchup - 22/06/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, my brother and I found a little bird that couldn't fly. While trying to convince my mom that it couldn't fly so we could keep it, I lightly tossed it in the air and it landed a few feet in front of me. Then my cat grabbed it and ate it. FML

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By Wenny - 18/01/2009 12:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML

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By NVP - 18/01/2009 14:30 - United States

Today, I told my 10 year-old brother I was turning 23. He said, "You need to get a boyfriend." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2013 04:48 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my little brother grabbed my boobs and wouldn't let go until I pried his hands off. When I told my mom, her response was, "Get over it. He's a little kid who doesn't know any better." He's 14 years-old. FML

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By Jpaylay - 12/08/2021 20:00 - United States - Lakeland

Today, my brother bamboozled me out of 20$. He's 12 years-old, and I'm 17. FML

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By PO'd big bro - 13/01/2015 01:11 - United States - Toccoa

Today, I had to call a few different women and explain to them that my little brother had catfished them. I had to do it because he is mute and my parents were too busy screaming at him. FML

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Welshite 39

Wednesday 14 August 2013 0:05

Polly want uhh...breast milk?

Llamassss 21

Wednesday 14 August 2013 0:05

I would imagine that would be pretty painful.

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Kennuckle_fml 6

Wednesday 14 August 2013 21:29

What breed of parrot do you have? I have a parakeet so I'm interested :-)

jesustitts 20

Wednesday 14 August 2013 22:31

So you can breastfeed it?

jsc9306 14

Thursday 15 August 2013 5:49

Your boyfriend is an idiot. Get a new one with a brain.

RsSsCamaro 4

Thursday 15 August 2013 20:42

What a smart guy he must be.

cho_bee 9

Saturday 17 August 2013 0:37

I know, I love PhotoShop, too!

jazzymiranda 8

Tuesday 20 August 2013 16:06

I literally had to read that 3 times to make sure I actually read what it said

Omnytrx 3

Friday 6 September 2013 14:41

Maybe you shouldn't date idiots with pretty faces rather than brains -_-

Sir_Swaggington 6

Tuesday 28 January 2014 18:06

At least you know your boyfriend is an idiot. I'd get rid of him and thank the little bro.

KestrelGirl 15

Saturday 3 May 2014 7:01

One, they're probably both kinda dumb... no birds naturally drink milk. Dump the guy and thank your brother for making you realize your former boyfriend is a douche! Two, that's just hilarious!!

Karls_Marx 13

Wednesday 22 April 2015 3:13

Did he twist your nipples off and think they're raisins

Indiantrolledd 16

Sunday 2 August 2015 19:55

I don't have ****, but hell, that would be painful.

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