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She's lost control again

By Anonymous - 02/07/2019 13:01 - United States - Pomona

Today, at the ripe old age of 23, I now no longer have no control over my farts when I cough. My many young students find this hilarious. FML

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Sinshine 28

Wednesday 3 July 2019 2:54

You no longer have no control? Congrats on gaining control over your farts!

rotflqtms_ 21

Wednesday 3 July 2019 20:50

You teach young students when you no longer have no control over your farts? If you're their teacher, I feel sorry for them. I hope you teach gym or something... Please tell me you're not an English teacher.

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revidffum69 22

Wednesday 3 July 2019 0:26

Sounds like you do a lot of anal.

Sinshine 28

Wednesday 3 July 2019 2:54

You no longer have no control? Congrats on gaining control over your farts!

Wadlaen 23

Wednesday 3 July 2019 8:50

My thought exactly!😂

Wadlaen 23

Wednesday 3 July 2019 8:52

My thought exactly!😂

rotflqtms_ 21

Wednesday 3 July 2019 20:50

You teach young students when you no longer have no control over your farts? If you're their teacher, I feel sorry for them. I hope you teach gym or something... Please tell me you're not an English teacher.

rotflqtms_ 21

Wednesday 3 July 2019 21:06

You teach young students when you no longer have no control over your farts? If you're their teacher, I feel sorry for them. I hope you teach gym or something... Please tell me you're not an English teacher.

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