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She's lost control again

By Anonymous - 02/07/2019 13:01 - United States - Pomona

Today, at the ripe old age of 23, I now no longer have no control over my farts when I cough. My many young students find this hilarious. FML

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By anonymous - 08/06/2011 16:47 - United States

Today, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in the room had a coughing fit, so I took that as the chance to let it out. When I was about to release, the coughing stopped. I couldn't stop in time. FML

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Growing old sucks

By Anonymous - 07/04/2023 00:00

Today, I've gotten to that point in life where I can no longer seem to trust a fart. FML

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Gas giant

By DrGas - 04/09/2009 04:30 - United States

Today, while giving a lecture about gasses to a large chemistry class, I went outside to let loose an unusually loud fart while they took some notes. I came back in only to see 300 students dying of laughter. I had left the wireless mic on. FML

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By owwthatfarts - 27/01/2017 11:53 - United States - Worcester

Today, one of my preschool students hit me in the nuts in front of my whole class. If that wasn't bad enough, the blow to my crotch instantly triggered a very audible fart. FML

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By Becky - 11/05/2015 20:54 - United Kingdom - Dorchester

Today, I stood up in front of the class and dropped my pen. As I bent over to pick it up, a boy in the front row loudly broke wind. I will forever be known as "that teacher who farted". FML

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By Hth - 28/10/2008 00:13 - United States

Today, I farted A LOT during an exam, all silent, so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I'm now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML

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By dealtit - 30/07/2014 03:49 - United States - Toccoa

Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML

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By yogapants - 24/09/2010 20:21 - Switzerland

Today, I let out the most horrific, loudest, and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class. Out of embarrassment, I tried to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling, but no one saw the funny side. I was given looks of horror, and avoided by everyone else for the rest of the class. FML

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By Darla - 05/10/2012 08:14 - United States - Arcadia

Today, I realized that at age 54, I'm no longer young enough to go commando anymore. Every time I sneezed today, I peed myself. FML

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By it's sharty time :/ - 02/07/2016 18:45 - United States - Bismarck

Today, during an 8 hour shift at a very busy bowling alley, I found out I can't trust a fart anymore. I'm only 25. Now I have to finish my shift commando, and also get rid of the evidence without anyone noticing. FML

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Sinshine 28

Wednesday 3 July 2019 2:54

You no longer have no control? Congrats on gaining control over your farts!

rotflqtms_ 21

Wednesday 3 July 2019 20:50

You teach young students when you no longer have no control over your farts? If you're their teacher, I feel sorry for them. I hope you teach gym or something... Please tell me you're not an English teacher.

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revidffum69 22

Wednesday 3 July 2019 0:26

Sounds like you do a lot of anal.

Sinshine 28

Wednesday 3 July 2019 2:54

You no longer have no control? Congrats on gaining control over your farts!

Wadlaen 23

Wednesday 3 July 2019 8:50

My thought exactly!😂

Wadlaen 23

Wednesday 3 July 2019 8:52

My thought exactly!😂

rotflqtms_ 21

Wednesday 3 July 2019 20:50

You teach young students when you no longer have no control over your farts? If you're their teacher, I feel sorry for them. I hope you teach gym or something... Please tell me you're not an English teacher.

rotflqtms_ 21

Wednesday 3 July 2019 21:06

You teach young students when you no longer have no control over your farts? If you're their teacher, I feel sorry for them. I hope you teach gym or something... Please tell me you're not an English teacher.

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