Today, my girlfriend dared me to put on her bra and panties and give her a lap dance. Feeling spontaneous, I decided to do it. Just as I was getting really into it, she told me I was on webcam for all her friends. Apparently it was a contest of who had their boyfriend the most whipped. She won. FML
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Today, my girlfriend text me and told me to do something sexy because she was going to FaceTime me. I eagerly dropped my pants and started stroking it to get ready for her. As soon as I opened her call, she was standing with my wife. I literally got caught with my dick in my hand. FML
Today, my incredibly self-conscious girlfriend decided to get over her fears and let me see her in her underwear. She did a short strip tease, crawled on top of me, and asked what I thought. I couldn't think of anything to say besides, "Your bra and panties don't match." FML
Today, my boyfriend got back from a long wrestling tournament. As a nice surprise, I decided to give him a little show over FaceTime. As soon as I stripped down into my bra and underwear, he paused the screen and started surfing the internet for new shoes. FML
Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML
Today, I was on a webcam with my friend. We were joking around so I stood up and flashed her. Her grandma choose that second to walk past and look at the screen. Her grandma now thinks we're lesbians and that I'm a whore. FML
Today, I was giving a strip tease over Skype to my boyfriend. My mom walked in mid-way through, took a long look at me, said hi to my boyfriend, and walked out. FML
Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to bribe me to be good since we were going out to dinner with her parents by giving me a blowjob. The good news: it was one of the best she had ever given. The bad news: I came on her black dress. She responded by hitting in me in the nuts. Hard. FML
Today, I got home from work and found my girlfriend waiting for me in some skimpy lingerie. She ended up pushing me onto the bed, and as I lay there, expecting to be pleasured, she pulled out a pair of adult-sized footsie pajamas and dressed me in them. FML
Today, my girlfriend confided in me that she wanted to try bondage. Since I trust her, I said sure. After I was tied to the bed, she tickled me until I pissed myself. FML
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Pretty_Pink_Lady 10
Wow.. Well, she can win the contest for sneaky bitch of the bunch.
AGhost5445 25
It's not really whipped if she dared you to do it.
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Comments (204)
ElTigre995 4
Future note to self: Do not agree to embarassing lap dance for girlfriend, as it may be a trap.
panda_lou 11
Sorry man. Trust is an important part of a relationship and sex. And some girls wonder why men think we are all bitches. . .
ryan1268 18
That's really mean if her hope u can get your self esteem back OP.
m17nh11 3
smash her computer
BH1126 11
See, now that's just f*cked up. You did something for her because she asked and she pulls some shit like that. FYL OP, believe me, all women aren't this idiotic. I would never do that to my love.
kmisa 3
It's called self respect brother. You tried to do something really cool for your gf, and she threw it back in your face. I'm sure you can do a lot better than this controlling bitch.
janro72 10
there goes your manhood.
xdaftpunkxloverx 10
I hope you dumped her. There was nothing loving about that.
TheMystery13 13
Film her naked and post it online, then kick the **** out.
Bludmagnus 13
If it were me, that would be one single bitch.