Today, my girlfriend dared me to put on her bra and panties and give her a lap dance. Feeling spontaneous, I decided to do it. Just as I was getting really into it, she told me I was on webcam for all her friends. Apparently it was a contest of who had their boyfriend the most whipped. She won. FML
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Today, my girlfriend text me and told me to do something sexy because she was going to FaceTime me. I eagerly dropped my pants and started stroking it to get ready for her. As soon as I opened her call, she was standing with my wife. I literally got caught with my dick in my hand. FML
Today, my incredibly self-conscious girlfriend decided to get over her fears and let me see her in her underwear. She did a short strip tease, crawled on top of me, and asked what I thought. I couldn't think of anything to say besides, "Your bra and panties don't match." FML
Today, my boyfriend got back from a long wrestling tournament. As a nice surprise, I decided to give him a little show over FaceTime. As soon as I stripped down into my bra and underwear, he paused the screen and started surfing the internet for new shoes. FML
Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML
Today, I was on a webcam with my friend. We were joking around so I stood up and flashed her. Her grandma choose that second to walk past and look at the screen. Her grandma now thinks we're lesbians and that I'm a whore. FML
Today, I was giving a strip tease over Skype to my boyfriend. My mom walked in mid-way through, took a long look at me, said hi to my boyfriend, and walked out. FML
Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to bribe me to be good since we were going out to dinner with her parents by giving me a blowjob. The good news: it was one of the best she had ever given. The bad news: I came on her black dress. She responded by hitting in me in the nuts. Hard. FML
Today, I got home from work and found my girlfriend waiting for me in some skimpy lingerie. She ended up pushing me onto the bed, and as I lay there, expecting to be pleasured, she pulled out a pair of adult-sized footsie pajamas and dressed me in them. FML
Today, my girlfriend confided in me that she wanted to try bondage. Since I trust her, I said sure. After I was tied to the bed, she tickled me until I pissed myself. FML
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Pretty_Pink_Lady 10
Wow.. Well, she can win the contest for sneaky bitch of the bunch.
AGhost5445 25
It's not really whipped if she dared you to do it.
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Comments (204)
fml_seriously316 13
OP she honestly doesn't seem to have much respect for you at all. I agree with many others that you may want to end your relationship
AgentPlatypus73 8
And now she's single, right?
FizzyFun 8
Well I hope you at least looked good in it. That sucks though that she did that to you.
bridgetnikki 7
You did brake up with the bitch right???
f_n_fail 2
Op absolute kudos to you. Being fun and spontaneous is what keeps a relationship alive. If you can make a random statement during sex that has you both cracking up while not missing a beat you know its right. Enjoy life.
TrackGirl19 29
reminds me of "John Tucker must die" haha
vincent57_fml 14
That's ****** up. I would never be able to trust her again. You're not whipped just because you wanted to try something new. You're suppose to have a safe environment with your lover. She sounds borderline abusive.
Solano2580 24
give her a contest to guess who is about to be dumped
CharlesEmersonW 31
What a ****...
PunkPrincess_fml 11
How did you not notice the webcam was on?