Singing, Death and Miscellaneous: Got talent?

Got talent?

By sorrygrandma - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, our school chorus went to a senior citizens' home. An elderly lady died during my solo. FML

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Passing

By ChoirGuy - 07/02/2009 23:02 - United States

Today, I sang at a retirement home with my school choir. Afterwards, we went to speak to the old people, just to get to know them a little. The first woman I shook hands with asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" FML

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By janedoe - 12/02/2009 22:21 - United States

Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home calling bingo numbers. One woman stood up and started making noises, so I assumed she had won and started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML

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The Sopranos

By Anonymous - 14/11/2022 16:00 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I had been practicing for a solo in a choir I’m in. I finally got it down and was all ready to audition. On audition night, the choir director let me try out, then decided all the sopranos should sing it. FML

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Moment of truth

By anonymous - 23/03/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, I was with my girlfriend and she was making me listen to one of her recordings for chorus. As I was listening to it, a solo came on, and i turned to her and said, "This is the worst fucking solo I've ever heard in my life." Little did I know, it was her solo. FML

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By Sebastian - 17/03/2009 23:06 - United States

Today, our school had tryouts for chorus. Everybody sang a snippet of the song together until the teacher stopped us, saying it sounded awful. He singled me out and told me to sing alone. After I sang the part, he said, "Son, your gift to God will be silence." FML

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Glee

By musicmaniac13 - 18/03/2011 19:08 - France

Today, I performed in my school's choir concert. The girl next to me started to pass out, and I grabbed her so she wouldn't hit her head. After we were done performing and the curtains closed, my choir teacher dragged me off stage and said I was getting an F for "creating a distraction". FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2012 21:05 - United States

Today, I had my first chorus concert. We got a bigger applause when we left the stage than when we sang. FML

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By NotTalented - 16/12/2013 03:44 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I played in a high school concert. Some alumni of the band were sitting in the audience and were brought to tears. Not because it was beautiful, but because they were sad to see how much the music program had declined since they left. FML

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By sadcapri96 - 23/06/2011 21:40 - United States

Today, the old lady I've been taking care of and running errands for died. She hadn't paid me yet. FML

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You deserved it 47 289

By justjust - 28/03/2009 14:14 - United States

Today, I was at work at a preschool. I was sitting outside with the kids and was getting bored so I started singing. One of the little girls runs up and puts her hand over my mouth and tells me to stop. I'm in a select chorus at my highschool and plan to major in choral studies in college. FML

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nuke0013 7

Wednesday 1 February 2012 8:34

Brings a new meaning to "knock am dead"

jumpshot32 11

Wednesday 1 February 2012 8:36

You must have a killer voice!

Comments

Bloopdog 9

Thursday 2 February 2012 6:45

Oh wow, I find it ridiculous to see comments with humor. Someone died for god sake. RIP old lady...

teamsleep2212 0

Thursday 2 February 2012 7:12

You murdered a human with your music.

greatfirstdate 18

Thursday 2 February 2012 8:02

Oh, come on. You can't have been that bad.

Crackers25 0

Thursday 2 February 2012 8:36

If that's true, you may want to pursue a different hobby.

kmt926 0

Thursday 2 February 2012 12:07

It must have been a heart-stopping performance

HeyHey_Star 3

Thursday 2 February 2012 14:38

At least you didn't "break a leg".

Colonel_Lexi 18

Thursday 2 February 2012 15:23

You were so good that she went to Heaven, but if you were singing Justin Bieber songs you sent her to Hell. Nice going, OP!

rp713 4

Thursday 2 February 2012 16:42

That's how bad you are!

coolgirl44 3

Thursday 2 February 2012 22:14

Way to go...

lolatyofail 0

Friday 3 February 2012 2:30

Ur just that good...or bad well either way knock em dead...too soon??

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Today, it is mine and my twin sister's birthday. We both wanted a day at the spa for our birthday. My sister got a gift certificate to the spa, while I got mouthwash and a $20 gift card to Target. My mom said it would cost too much to make me also pretty. FML

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Today, I was robbed. They took my father's ashes. FML

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