Today, I found out that my fifty five year-old uncle had taken my phone and texted my girlfriend, saying ,"I'm his uncle, send tit pics." She did. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my uncle stole my cousin's phone to take a picture of me. He then sent said picture to my cousin's boyfriend, saying that she'd been cheating on him with me for over a year. He's been cheated on before and is hysterical. My uncle then had the nerve to act all defensive when my cousin and I exploded at him. FML
Today, my husband left his cellphone unlocked so I decided to go through it. I found 10 texts threads from 10 different women, one of them from my 18 year old sister who was sending him nude pictures. FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, my deranged coworker sent me a text message containing a picture that she just took of her uncle. It was at his funeral. FML
Today, I walked in on my uncle watching porn. I realized that it was porn featuring my boyfriend, and he told me that the girl in it was "just a friend". FML
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my girlfriend's father. He screenshotted it. FML
Today, my boyfriend was inside a cell phone store talking to a sales guy while I waited outside. I sent him a text, not realizing that the guy was using his phone to call customer service. A topless photo of me shows up on his phone when I text him. The sales guy looked. Twice. FML
Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML
Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML
Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML
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1337Steph 0
Wow, that's really disturbing.
Skull_300 0
Please forward this message to her...."We are Whattheef's online friends, send us tit pics too!!!"
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Comments (91)
fuckinglifehard 0
she sounds easy. what's her number?
kirinkinetic 0
your uncle is a pimp
bonnieandclyde44 0
hahahahahhahahaha
tswizzle 0
Considering she KNEW it was his uncle... who does that? besides OP's GF i guess
muffinkitty 15
that's a lil slutty. :/ dump her.
walkmywaynot 0
is she.... a..... HO?
Anemited 0
hahaha thats cool
sassyangel24 0
*****..
usmcsupporter 0
ur uncle is a sick ****.....ur girlfriend is a *****....what does that make you????
Tito147 0
BOOBIES!!!