peeepeee.
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Good job, son!
Today, while taking a drug test for a volunteer job, I found out that I have a "shy bladder". It took me ages to pee into a cup. I was congratulated and clapped for by complete strangers when I finally left, all for taking a piss. FML
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snavula 0
A drug test for a volunteer job? That's outrageous. What's wrong with a drug addict who wants to help? They're not getting paid..
loveyababe 0
had that happen before. sucks
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nizmotuner 0
I never had a problem. It is really fun to fill the cup rather than piss til the line :)
Sarah329 0
Why is this an FML?
thatswasup 0
Should have peed right on there faces lol
mvfootball12 0
That must have been really awkward lol :)
uhmfml 0
haha it has taken me forever too. i feel the pain
wowimcool 0
i am so sorry ... i have had that problem.
Walt_1990 3
Talk about akwarrrrddd lol.
moniqua912 0
SFU
j3nn1987 0
I know how that goes. My job pulls names randomly and I'll sit there for hours drinking cup after cup of water. Then, when I finally have to go, it takes me another 10 because of the person staring at me. And afterwords, I have to go every 15.
Briand9315 0
lmfao oh thats halarious