Congratulations. We're so proud of you.

Haha awh

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

I've spent hours at the doctor's office before because Icouldn't pee...they ended up sending me home with the cup...

Gee, what kinds of people was the room full with? A bunch of moms with little kids in the potty training phase or something? This one did make me laugh though.

Hah I moderated this it was funny. I can pee on command :)

Lol I had a friend like that in mid school. He spent at least half an hour in the bathroom, trying to pee lol. Everyone else peed fast.

Man, that's commitment. I bet the organization you are volunteering for will appreciate it :)

(Everyone saying this isn't an FML): This obviously isn't an FML because he couldn't piss...well, not JUST because he couldn't piss, but I found it hilarious picturing him walking out with a cup of his urine and everyone clapping. I thought the whole scenario was the FML thing. And really, what do you expect when you come here? "Today, everyone in my family died in a car crash, my dog died and I have cancer. FML". It's for embarrassing and humorous bad luck stories too.

haha dont worry it happened to me once. it took me two hours and lots of water to eventually go enough to use.