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Good job, son!

Today, while taking a drug test for a volunteer job, I found out that I have a "shy bladder". It took me ages to pee into a cup. I was congratulated and clapped for by complete strangers when I finally left, all for taking a piss. FML

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snavula 0

A drug test for a volunteer job? That's outrageous. What's wrong with a drug addict who wants to help? They're not getting paid..

loveyababe 0

had that happen before. sucks

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jethockey 0

Who gives a shit?

That sucks

ithedarkknight 0

dude I'm in the same boat as you... when i go to the doctor and they ask me to pee in the cup thing i get so mad because its like... gosh you really want me to piss in this and then your gonna go anaylze it and what really sucks is everytime i do it its always a cute nurse who takes the cup or bunch of ppl near by making it so embarrasing jeez!

Epic fail

Omfg that is not even bad. You fuckng drama queen bitch.

hugecock 0

I hate that feeling that people are watching when you per

Wow that's sad

I'm like that too, actually..It really sucks!

lucky4317 0

It's beacuse you whack it too much

randguy 0

Wow that's funny