Awkward, Drugs and Work: Good job, son! - FML

Good job, son!

By peeepeee. - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while taking a drug test for a volunteer job, I found out that I have a "shy bladder". It took me ages to pee into a cup. I was congratulated and clapped for by complete strangers when I finally left, all for taking a piss. FML

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snavula 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 2:01

A drug test for a volunteer job? That's outrageous. What's wrong with a drug addict who wants to help? They're not getting paid..

loveyababe 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 1:56

had that happen before. sucks

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jethockey 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 2:22

Who gives a shit?

Iwuvsu0_o 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 2:25

That sucks

ithedarkknight 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 2:26

dude I'm in the same boat as you... when i go to the doctor and they ask me to pee in the cup thing i get so mad because its like... gosh you really want me to piss in this and then your gonna go anaylze it and what really sucks is everytime i do it its always a cute nurse who takes the cup or bunch of ppl near by making it so embarrasing jeez!

lif3suhx 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 2:26

Epic fail

mwm_fml 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 2:27

Omfg that is not even bad. You fuckng drama queen bitch.

hugecock 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 2:27

I hate that feeling that people are watching when you per

ashroth 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 2:28

Wow that's sad

zee209 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 2:29

I'm like that too, actually..It really sucks!

lucky4317 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 2:34

It's beacuse you whack it too much

randguy 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 2:36

Wow that's funny

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