Buy a house together while you're at it.

Since we're making wise financial choices, maybe give that foreign heir a shout, wire him the money he needs to receive his inheritance.

What could possibly go wrong? Found yourself a guy that thinks he's a trophy... one word of advice: run

You ruined the joke -_-

For him anyway!

Can we all take a moment to appreciate OP's name. XD

Good Will Hunting...

he gets the money you get the cock your name implies you're in search of

I REMEMBER THAT FML!! LOL

He ain't getting no job, he is a hustler.

If this isn't being batshit crazy I wonder what is

"If you don't marry me I'll kill myself!" On the second date that's batshit crazy

I'm guessing no, since this is an FML..

Yea, a friend of mine works at a bank and had to reject a clients request for a credit card since the client was unemployed. He was living of the interest the bank was paying him for keeping his money.

I too #7 was wondering why OP was in a 'cock-hunt'...I mean it would be scary if they found a guy with a great personality instead..

She's obviously hunting for chicken for one.

cock-a-doodle-do!

That's rather offensive, objectifying men like that! Had the genders been flipped and it said "pussy hunt," there would be bombardments of angry feminism comments.

um #76 did you not realise OP's name is 'back to Cock-Hunting' and #7 was merely wondering what it was stated at. Also op is gay/bi so....Pretty sure there would be no 'pussy hunt' involved. Didn't see it as a sexest dig at men.

Right, hopefully OP finds Mr. Right

hust because hes unemployed doesnt mean he doesnt deserve a chance you never know he might get a really good job

He was after a joint account, presumably for access to her money, on the SECOND DATE. He does not deserve a chance.

STRANGER DANGER! STRANGER DANGER!!!

The fucks up with your profile pic

that picture with the message xD