Money, Weird, Dating and Love: Golddigger - FML

Golddigger

By back to cock-hunting - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Burnaby

Today, on our second date, the unemployed guy I'm seeing tried to convince me to open a joint bank account in our name. FML

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Gunguy 11

Sunday 16 November 2014 0:31

Seems like a good financial move to me.

shanannygians07 28

Sunday 16 November 2014 0:31

You guys might as well get married.. think of the tax benefits.

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jeanyrios 10

Sunday 16 November 2014 7:11

and you agreed to a SECOND date... because? ????

slyde32 12

Sunday 16 November 2014 10:20

because he asked her on the second date, he might be a really nice guy outside of wanting to use op's money for himself

ThePaperDragon 31

Sunday 16 November 2014 7:24

I really want to feel for you, but your name makes that hard to do.

Murkyy 15

Sunday 16 November 2014 10:01

Guy's gotta eat

AndronicusPark 10

Sunday 16 November 2014 14:06

How sweet....

jodyl1 5

Sunday 16 November 2014 23:20

Complaining he asked to open a join account, yet knowing he is unemployed yet you still gave him a 2nd date? You two deserve each other. [I have no sympathy for those who date losers. NONE.]

LunaRebirth 7

Monday 17 November 2014 6:25

Are you seriously that dumb? They went on their second date while he asked to open a joint account, still on that second date. How would OP know he'd ask and potentially harm her currency? Just because someone is temporarily unemployed does not mean they are losers.

sullivankeara 25

Monday 17 November 2014 5:45

Run.

patrickeli 15

Monday 17 November 2014 9:04

You're dating the wrong kinds of guys

skyeyez9 24

Monday 17 November 2014 23:16

He is a leech, leave as fast as you can!

Caiden2000 4

Tuesday 18 November 2014 6:13

He's using you!

SteakBarker 5

Tuesday 18 November 2014 7:48

This is when you should lose INTIST.

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