Money, Weird, Dating and Love: Golddigger - FML

Golddigger

By back to cock-hunting - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Burnaby

Today, on our second date, the unemployed guy I'm seeing tried to convince me to open a joint bank account in our name. FML

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Gunguy 11

Sunday 16 November 2014 0:31

Seems like a good financial move to me.

shanannygians07 28

Sunday 16 November 2014 0:31

You guys might as well get married.. think of the tax benefits.

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beaglelover 1

Sunday 30 November 2014 2:16

My ex at least waited until we moved in together. He used me for 3 years! I tried dumping him after 1 and kicked him off of my account, but he came back and made me put him back on- he stood next to me and had me in tears while I called the bank. I didn't find out until I kicked him out for good that he was also hitting my son. And when he left he stole all he could.

thonyan 5

Friday 2 January 2015 18:59

Seems legit.

kunjac0945 21

Thursday 19 March 2015 14:24

He's the prince of Nigeria, so he just needs a Canadian account to transfer over the royal fortune.

sfxscull 9

Wednesday 6 January 2016 6:52

NO!

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Monday 20 March 2023 2:05

RUN, GIRL, RUN. He'll clean you dry in no time. You're not his romantic interest - you're his meal ticket.

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