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Golddigger

Today, on our second date, the unemployed guy I'm seeing tried to convince me to open a joint bank account in our name. FML

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Seems like a good financial move to me.

You guys might as well get married.. think of the tax benefits.

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Maybe he just wanted to make a deposit!

Kick him to the curb before he steals your wallet

Did he have "L" implanted on his forehead?

Is he prince charming or magician that you got trapped on the second date!

I like your user name "back to ****-hunting"

I would tell him to **** off!

It's a trap lol

Hey, that's my line. Ahem.. It's a trap!

Oh man that would be a really good idea so he could legally have a right to all and any of your money...don't do it just saying!!