Today, I realized that I needed a new job when I had to take anti-anxiety medication before meeting with my boss. Last time we met, I had a panic attack. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a anxiety attack about taking my anxiety medicine. FML
Today, I was prescribed anti-anxiety medication due to the high level of stress that I experience at my job. Unfortunately, I cannot afford the medication because I do not make enough money at said job. FML
Today, I had a panic attack while giving a presentation on how to breathe to avoid having panic attacks. FML
Today, I had an anxiety attack because I thought I'd lost my anxiety medication. It ended up being on the shelf right where I left it. FML
Today, I started taking my anxiety meds. Without them I can't function because I'm constantly fighting off panic attacks, but with them I can't function because I get crippling headaches and heartburn and feel tired all the time. FML
Today, after my boss thanked me for being so "reliable" all the time, I confessed to her that I have really bad anxiety, which has given me a crippling fear of disappointing her and ending up jobless. Even after reassuring me that she would never do that, the feeling is still there. I think I need therapy. FML
Today, I had a panic attack because I was constipated. FML
Today, I thought I was finally over my anxiety problem, and confidently went to my first ever job interview. Halfway through, the manager told me that if I didn't stop being so nervous, he couldn't give me the job. I cried. FML
Today, I’ve been getting my ass handed to me by my anxiety for nearly a year. I talked to my doctor about starting meds. I got so terrified of the possible side effects that I not only had an anxiety attack, I also had a panic attack. I still couldn’t bring myself to take the pills. FML
Today, I got my ass kicked by my boss at work. Why? Because I missed my shift on Saturday, because I slept through my alarms and the phone calls from my co-workers, and I woke up three hours later in a state of panic. This is all because of a medicine I'm on for migraines. FML
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Peach3 1
The whole world is getting crazy stressful!
perdix 31
It's not her, it's you. Any boss is going to cause you to have panic attacks. This is why you should go into work drunk or high. You should alternate your alcohol and your weed so you don't get addicted to either. Plus, it'll be more fun for your co-workers to tell which "medication" you are on.
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Comments (192)
blondebrunette11 4
Well that blows.
Zareen 0
Sounds like you care... Alot too... I can imagine ur a nice person... Am I right?
blondebrunette11 4
Sounds like youre a sarcastic person..Am i right?
graham11 14
13- thats what she said! *claps excitedly* Sorry... My immaturity got a hold of me!
chouter21 10
Schizophrenia?
Sinamoi 18
I think you need to Google "Schizophrenia" . This is far from it.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
*faceknee*
graham11 14
34- *face elbow*
HappyJello 7
Uhh... What does that have to do with the FML?
danielvb420 2
*face-deck*
imaginaryvoice 18
You didn't realize this immediately after your panic attack?
wittygirl 8
I quit my job because that happened to me too.. It's too much stress for you.
Zareen 0
Hope u find a new job
every1luvsboners 11
So basically you quit your job because you can't handle reality. Good luck finding a job where you never have to speak to your boss.
moop256 10
Well if she can some how become the head of a company problem solved
ShroomsOnAcid 17
I really hope this is just another one of your funnies.
moop256 10
No, I'm just trolling :D
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Uhh...yeah...it was totally you I was talking to...ahem.
moop256 10
That's the joke I knew you where talking to him.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Yeah, of course I knew that, I was joking too.
moop256 10
Well it appears I have met Somone else who also has a bad sense of humor... Or I very sarcastic
moop256 10
*is
ShroomsOnAcid 17
That's something you'll have to figure out for yourself. ;)
every1luvsboners 11
You two need to go somewhere else to play grab-ass. Get off my shit, you both suck. Shut-up Shrooms, and quit trolling every comment on the FML, it's getting annoying.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
53, The comment section is for commenting, so your opinion about my mine is not my problem. I don't comment for you, so if it's annoying you you can easily just not read them. Have a cup of tea and chill out.
KiddNYC1O 22
Easy, she could apply at my job.
5t3ff1k4h 45
I don't have to talk to my boss at either of my jobs, either.
perdix 31
It's not her, it's you. Any boss is going to cause you to have panic attacks. This is why you should go into work drunk or high. You should alternate your alcohol and your weed so you don't get addicted to either. Plus, it'll be more fun for your co-workers to tell which "medication" you are on.
perdix 31
Sure, why not? Hey, let's throw in crystal meth or coke for Mondays to get the week started off with a bang!!!
moop256 10
How about some opium on Friday to get nice and relaxed for the weekend
ShroomsOnAcid 17
The more substances you throw into the mix, the better chance you have of never having to go to work again!
someteenager 13
If everyone's on drugs, it's like nobody's on drugs! I say go for it all! :D
metalflower00 11
Oh man... LSD and x would probably induce panic in a non-relaxed setting. I wouldn't do that!
GetHardOrGoHome 7
Hahahahahahahah
emochicksrule 1
Yeah, it's time for a new job before this one kills you!
Ergayles 9
That might not help, if op were to find a new job she might end up with someone worse than her current boss.
emochicksrule 1
That's true....... Work from home?????
Ergayles 9
That or she could save up her money and start her own business, that way she won't have a boss and still make money.
emochicksrule 1
That is also a good idea but it would take quite some time to save enough money.
AffenKid 9
A new job won't fix anything, horrible bosses are everywhere...if you let them get away with shit. Stand up for yourself, and kick your insecurities in the nuts!
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Don't let those horrible bosses get away with that shit, just hire a random black guy to give you lame advice on how to kill them.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Aw, come on mods, I can't make movie references?
kifaru 6
I had a horrible boss and also got a panic attack. I complained about her behaviour, and got fired. I was actually relieved to loose my job!
emILYforever 0
that must be so inconvenient ... aha nah I joke that must suck:)
StillSinging9594 0
Maybe you should be better at your job so your boss wouldn't have to fuss at you so much ;)