Today, I realized that I needed a new job when I had to take anti-anxiety medication before meeting with my boss. Last time we met, I had a panic attack. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a anxiety attack about taking my anxiety medicine. FML
Today, I was prescribed anti-anxiety medication due to the high level of stress that I experience at my job. Unfortunately, I cannot afford the medication because I do not make enough money at said job. FML
Today, I had a panic attack while giving a presentation on how to breathe to avoid having panic attacks. FML
Today, I had an anxiety attack because I thought I'd lost my anxiety medication. It ended up being on the shelf right where I left it. FML
Today, I started taking my anxiety meds. Without them I can't function because I'm constantly fighting off panic attacks, but with them I can't function because I get crippling headaches and heartburn and feel tired all the time. FML
Today, after my boss thanked me for being so "reliable" all the time, I confessed to her that I have really bad anxiety, which has given me a crippling fear of disappointing her and ending up jobless. Even after reassuring me that she would never do that, the feeling is still there. I think I need therapy. FML
Today, I had a panic attack because I was constipated. FML
Today, I thought I was finally over my anxiety problem, and confidently went to my first ever job interview. Halfway through, the manager told me that if I didn't stop being so nervous, he couldn't give me the job. I cried. FML
Today, I’ve been getting my ass handed to me by my anxiety for nearly a year. I talked to my doctor about starting meds. I got so terrified of the possible side effects that I not only had an anxiety attack, I also had a panic attack. I still couldn’t bring myself to take the pills. FML
Today, I got my ass kicked by my boss at work. Why? Because I missed my shift on Saturday, because I slept through my alarms and the phone calls from my co-workers, and I woke up three hours later in a state of panic. This is all because of a medicine I'm on for migraines. FML
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Peach3 1
The whole world is getting crazy stressful!
perdix 31
It's not her, it's you. Any boss is going to cause you to have panic attacks. This is why you should go into work drunk or high. You should alternate your alcohol and your weed so you don't get addicted to either. Plus, it'll be more fun for your co-workers to tell which "medication" you are on.
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Comments (192)
supahcoolperson 0
wowww, well don't worry, it happens to a lot of people, if you have to take the medication you have to take it!
s1ckpup 0
i suggest you eat some shrooms and smoke some pcp and everything will be fine, i do it all the time; before work, after work, during the lunch break, even at church... Well the last 1 wasn't relevant but you kno what i mean... Ohh and imagine your boss butt naked getting ****** by an elephant that should ease your mind. :-)
Wangan_Warrior 9
Worst thing about this? OP is self employed! :P
MeB4u 0
That's not gangster.
DocBastard 40
This is exactly how I hope all my employees feel about me.
bugmenotmofo 34
I like your picture
s1ckpup 0
im sure Docs employees thinks that he's a bastard XD
msbabiitearz 0
Im sorry i noe its not funny but it made me laugh alot
himynameiskari 0
Well that sucks
Omega_Mus 7
Are you sure she isn't a little indian woman with a god complex? Wait a minute....that's my bastard of a boss...never mind.
chingaso 0
What exactly is confusing about it? I'm sure the person it was meant for will understand anyways... What part don't you get?