Sex, Vacation, Grandparents and Intimacy: Get in there!

Get in there!

By Scared4Lf - 19/08/2016 18:10 - United States - Lamoure

Today, I was awoken by my grandparents making love, as they shook the camper in which my cousin and I were sleeping. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2019 18:00

Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They checked to see if I was asleep, so I pretended to be to avoid getting scolded for staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could make love. I witnessed two 70-year-olds have sex in the bed next to me for 20 minutes. FML

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By Noname - 14/03/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, I came back from a hike to see my trailer rocking, as well as some strange but obvious noises coming from it. I went camping alone. Two strangers were in my camper having sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2012 17:41 - United States - Oregon City

Today, I woke up from a sexy dream about my boyfriend. Too bad I'd fallen asleep in my living room with my whole family over, grandma included. They were all staring. I'd been sleep humping and moaning. FML

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Nooooooo!

By ScarredEars - 12/08/2010 12:02 - United States

Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML

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Letting off steam

By Username - 31/03/2011 07:20 - United States

Today, while on vacation, I realized my parents and grandparents had been running off and doing quite a few errands lately. After doing some sleuthing, I discovered they were taking turns having blood-curdling sex in our other hotel room down the hall. FML

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By whattheshit - 26/11/2009 14:19 - United States

Today, I woke up early. As I was just about to fall back asleep, I was re-awoken to the sound of my parents doing it in the shower. FML

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By anon - 15/09/2012 05:35 - United States - Rocklin

Today, I woke up to the sound of my neighbor pleasuring himself. FML

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As you were

By ryan and Zack - 25/02/2010 22:30 - United States

Today, I walked over to my grandmother's house to pay her a visit. I politely knocked on the door, and there was no answer. Fearing that something had happened, I violently broke down the door to find my grandma and her new 80 year-old boyfriend having sex. FML

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By ohfantastic - 25/01/2009 02:47 - United States

Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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Saturday 20 August 2016 2:40

"You are so hot" "What? You want me on top?" "I'm not gonna stop" "It's not the time for a pop"

Teyros 24

Saturday 20 August 2016 2:15

Age is only a number....

Comments

Procryon 10

Saturday 20 August 2016 6:54

When it gotta happen it's gonna happen

finian1108 19

Saturday 20 August 2016 7:30

at least they aren't sleeping with their cousin

LostInTheZone11 29

Saturday 20 August 2016 7:41

Moral of the story: Pack a tent, just in case.

ThrottleJockey 35

Saturday 20 August 2016 8:31

Gramps already pitched a tent.

TanteTine 5

Saturday 20 August 2016 12:08

**** your life sooo much!

zefronke8 25

Saturday 20 August 2016 14:32

If only this was Alabama, you and your cousin coulda shown them that young sex is better

roock87 10

Saturday 20 August 2016 21:02

Holly molly!! you need a therapy after that!! saluuut to your grandparents ✌

BlueChrysalis 7

Sunday 21 August 2016 1:18

I truly understand, traveled with the grandparents too long

littlefoott69 14

Sunday 21 August 2016 17:39

its alot better then hearing a screaming fight smile and be happy for them..then try to forget the whole thing

OkitaCockroach 19

Sunday 21 August 2016 19:25

It could've been worse! They could've been fighting and smashing things over each other's heads!

anneironlady 11

Monday 22 August 2016 12:38

lol...sorry

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