Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Ellensburg, United States
Get Back
Today, I flew back home from out of state. When I got back to my house, my bed, furniture, and TV were gone. My girlfriend changed her number and I have no idea where she lives now. FML
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w0rk3rj4ck 14
Can't you find her through some mutual friends/acquaintances or something? Worst case scenario, you can call the police and tell them what happened and that you assume it was your (ex-)girlfriend, since she's disappeared too. Good luck :)
Welshite 40
For a second there, I thought you said your house had been taken too.
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Metzler31 17
Maybe she thought you weren't coming back?
amandajlucas2015 2
Ya exactly how long had it been since u had talked to her
ebonyirony 29
she's letting him down gently.
DudeEvil 22
She thought he wasn't coming back, so she decided not to try and contact him, steal his belongings, run away, and change her number. Makes sense.
greenimk 4
Call the cops? It won't really matter now if she'll get mad, she obviously dumped you.
Girreth 7
This is one of the three identified situations in which using Facebook is a necessity
Jag_v 7
May be she was waiting for an opportunity?
raaawwwrrZ 8
Well that sucks
accioshannon 17
Yes, that would be the point of the FML.
w0rk3rj4ck 14
Can't you find her through some mutual friends/acquaintances or something? Worst case scenario, you can call the police and tell them what happened and that you assume it was your (ex-)girlfriend, since she's disappeared too. Good luck :)
the_anti_hipster 7
Surprise, OP! You've been Punk'd! I'm sure Ashton Kutcher is on his way. Meanwhile, I'd pretend to be the STD Division of the Health Department and call her family, desperate to reach her with "urgent news." she'll come around faster than a Kardashian on an NBA team.
Welshite 40
For a second there, I thought you said your house had been taken too.
sheethapins 13
Yeah, the girlfriend hooked some balloons on top of it and the rest is history.
annie_nk 23
I read it that way too :P
Peacelove0404 26
I read it like that also, glad to know I wasn't the only one!
Acik91 26
Try common friends? E-mail? Facebook? Facebook might seem like a lame idea, but it's not breaking up, you don't have to behave properly, especially since your girlfriend didn't. And it might be useful.
krewer21 1
On the plus side you can now legally buy some pot and ease the pain!
corruptedlol 2
Unfortunately not for a few months. And even then, the DOJ gives no ***** and is still gonna crack down on it, regardless of State Law and the Constitution.
Rancor 5
I think they still won't give enough ***** to crack down large scale there.
accioshannon 17
Nah, just because the people voted for legalized pot doesn't mean the GOP's going to smile and wave at people smoking.
j_cat187 20
Pot's legal in Washington state? Cool I always wanted to be an engineer for Boeing.
Tuffay 14
44 - you are going to need a good case of alcoholism as well, to qualify for that position!!!
Ellyl 6
Haha
warfare32 9
Anti Boeing? They make great jets, not sure what you'd be implying.
TheOneTC 8
What did you do before you left?
keeper801 8
That's what I was thinking. What's OP leaving out?
ClassyCommando 13
No one ever asks these questions when a girl posts an FML like this. Everyone just assumes she's innocent.
thisblowsaton 4
Unrelated to this, but I see that you are a fan of Kelly's tatoos.
Pleonasm 36
This was an Inside Job, I can feel it, Ricky.
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
You are fast becoming one of my favorite commenters.
Pleonasm 36
My first fan? Well whip out the champagne, this calls for celebration! *soaks everyone on the comment section, then realises that reply button, refresh button and X button are gone and I have no idea where I live now*
secretsymbiote21 5
Wow! she could've at least given you an explanation for all of that. maybe she was kidnapped. call her family.
Warden1986 16
Yes the kidnapper even said " We wanted to make you feel at home, so we took your stuff too."
caplox 6
Your bed? What the ****. File a police report or something.