Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Ellensburg, United States
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Today, I flew back home from out of state. When I got back to my house, my bed, furniture, and TV were gone. My girlfriend changed her number and I have no idea where she lives now. FML
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w0rk3rj4ck 14
Can't you find her through some mutual friends/acquaintances or something? Worst case scenario, you can call the police and tell them what happened and that you assume it was your (ex-)girlfriend, since she's disappeared too. Good luck :)
Welshite 40
For a second there, I thought you said your house had been taken too.
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Comments (61)
tsent8 15
Haha I knew you would post about it on here I'm in Kentucky and I took the kids too
bex113 0
Well its apparent that nows she's just somebody that you used to know.
MidnaLink 35
You Win!!!
stephissilly 18
good news, they've legalized weed in washington. so just light a joint, no worries.
Hollisterbabe17 2
Right! Cause that solves the problem of his stuff missing!!
tsent8 15
No but it sure does make it easier for the deadbeat
SportsKnut 8
I'm sorry op. Thats ridiculous
3rdbass 9
Looks like your tv, furniture and bed all changed their numbers as well.
Namenlos_fml 20
I think she's sending you a message of sorts.
dankoneon 3
Report a theft and have that tramp arrested
Dyehard 9
Ever think of filing a police report? Find her and slam her with a lawsuit and possibly a felony.
MsMourningStar 22
I think it's safe to say you're single now.
MrsAlexander83 10
Goodness. That sounds like a scenario in which you have been beating her and she escaped at her only chance! Lol. Just messing with ya! Sorry dude! Hope you get your stuff back!