Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Ellensburg, United States
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Today, I flew back home from out of state. When I got back to my house, my bed, furniture, and TV were gone. My girlfriend changed her number and I have no idea where she lives now. FML
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w0rk3rj4ck 14
Can't you find her through some mutual friends/acquaintances or something? Worst case scenario, you can call the police and tell them what happened and that you assume it was your (ex-)girlfriend, since she's disappeared too. Good luck :)
Welshite 40
For a second there, I thought you said your house had been taken too.
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angebotsicle 2
please, social networking? her friends, family? you can easily contact people to find out where she is
SkoomaKi 28
This sounds like a good ol' Sherlock investigation. Pick up your magnifying glass OP and follow the clues!
Pleonasm 36
*GASP* A foot-print! it leads right to the neighbours garden... My first clue! Let's follow...
mk58 31
Let's get the PoPo involved.
deathtothepix 26
*ex-girlfriend
perdix 31
Are you sure you are in the right house? If so, maybe she was trying to tell you something.
DudeEvil 22
well, he's discovered that she wants the furniture and tv. What else could she be trying to say? hmm
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Call the cops and a private investigator.
hannaaaahr 33
I believe the correct term would be 'ex-girlfriend' Or she just bought the two of you a new house and forgot to mention it? Or she decided furniture is luxury and gave it to good will? Or someone robbed your house and took her too? Nehhh sorry, I'm guessing it's the ex-girlfriend part.
MelTheGreat 23
DTS Dude, that sucks.
Anonymousx3x 4
Wouldn't "my bed" fall under the category of "my furniture"?
RaveDawl 4
You mean ex girlfriend?