Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Ellensburg, United States
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Today, I flew back home from out of state. When I got back to my house, my bed, furniture, and TV were gone. My girlfriend changed her number and I have no idea where she lives now. FML
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w0rk3rj4ck 14
Can't you find her through some mutual friends/acquaintances or something? Worst case scenario, you can call the police and tell them what happened and that you assume it was your (ex-)girlfriend, since she's disappeared too. Good luck :)
Welshite 40
For a second there, I thought you said your house had been taken too.
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ben827 10
Her weed must have been laced. Get it? Because it's legal in Washington state for recreational usage...no? Okay...bad joke...carry on.
kimg0885 23
Yes because stoners have that kind of motivation.
thassel8 7
I would be calling the cops and reporting her for theft.
doglover100 29
Track your things down.
darkangel752 2
I have a feeling that you are single now.
kristabelli 19
Not if they were common law... "ownership" gets muddy then. At least here it does.
SystemofaBlink41 27
YDI for leaving your TV, bed and furniture in your house! ....just kidding :3 sorry man...
yentlben 2
Yep. Time to involve the police. Theft. And yeah, she's your EX now.
sergio199407 3
Call the cops..
gregkingsley 4
She pulled a whammy on u bro. But if I know females like I do she has already commented 5 times on her Facebook bout where she is and what she did. Whoop that trick
ballpython 15
You have her old phone number so unless it was an untraceable prepaid phone the cops can get her SS# from the phone provider and track her that way, maybe. If and when you do find her punch her in the throat and quietly say "it kinda felt that that."