Today, my father bet me $200 that since my boyfriend is "such a stupid shit," he wouldn't be able to locate Paraguay on a map. I gladly accepted the bet. Not only did he not know where it is, he actually accused us of making the country up. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML
Today, four days after making a $100 bet with my balding, pedo-stache wearing dad over who could get a girlfriend first, he came home and introduced me to his new girlfriend. FML
Today, my crush won the bet that I made with him yesterday. The bet? That he couldn't land a date by the end of the day. Not only am I down $10, but a possible boyfriend too. FML
Today, I had an argument with my dad about Venice being in Italy, not Spain. He wouldn't believe me, and had to Google it. He's an engineer for an aerospace company. FML
Today, my boyfriend send me a text to inform me that his mother had told him that I was only with him for his money, which he got from his dad's will… even though we were already together at the time. FML
Today, my sister finally broke down and told me that our dad gambled away of all my college savings, and I would have to pay for school the best way I can. They have known for months, and when I asked why nobody told me, the reply was, "You're a college boy, we thought you would figure it out." FML
Today, just to win a bet against my mum that he could make me scream like a bitch, my dad faked his own suicide. He went the whole mile: fake blood everywhere, fake gun, yelling "Goodbye!" and playing a loud gunshot sound effect from his PC, everything. My dad won; my underwear lost. FML
Today, I convinced my father that "Juanito", our relative who needed money for immediate surgery in Mexico was a stranger attempting to scam him. I was $1400 too late. FML
Today, my dad went through all the trouble of sneaking onto my laptop and photoshopping a bong into my Facebook profile picture, apparently just so he could win a €20 bet with my mom, that hinged on her grounding me by December. FML
Today, I made a bet with my classmate that I would dare to play a weird song in front of the professor. I did, and as promised, she was supposed to give me $20, but she said it was just a joke. FML
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Top comments
LolFMLnot 10
6 some people don't know where it is, doesn't mean you have to call them idiots. It's not like you were born and you already knew the whole map
Psych101 9
I'm pretty sure anyone with a decent education knows where it is. At the very least they should know that it exists.
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Comments (344)
Zverina 20
Haven't heard of the place myself and I pay attention in school, so yeah.
User57777 13
I don't wanna live on this planet anymore.
PuggieKid 22
Its okay! Not everyones good at geography. :}
CoDHater 9
I payed attention in geography and got somewhere in the 70s as a mark. Paraguay was not mentioned once in class
klx125cross 9
Mabe he is a...."stupid shit" ??
janeska1231 1
Lmfao. I like ur dad. Remember fathers know best
ElatedEarthling 15
You gotta admit, the name "Paraguay" does sound a little made up if you've never heard of it. But how old is the boyfriend that he's never learned about countries in South America?? O.o
omgawshglee 4
Your username fits quite well with this FML.
leusername 3
Time to get a new boyfriend. Perhaps a smart one ._.
Urpoppy 21
Dumb enough to classify him as undateable honey.
CoDHater 9
The country sounds made up if you haven't heard of it before, he could hate geography class. Or the country wasn't mentioned. It doesn't make him stupid to not know where it is
malzi21 8
As sad as this is, I'm not surprised. Remember. One-third of "US Americans" cannot locate our own country on a world map.
Megan98 18
That's just horrible.