Today, my father bet me $200 that since my boyfriend is "such a stupid shit," he wouldn't be able to locate Paraguay on a map. I gladly accepted the bet. Not only did he not know where it is, he actually accused us of making the country up. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML
Today, four days after making a $100 bet with my balding, pedo-stache wearing dad over who could get a girlfriend first, he came home and introduced me to his new girlfriend. FML
Today, my crush won the bet that I made with him yesterday. The bet? That he couldn't land a date by the end of the day. Not only am I down $10, but a possible boyfriend too. FML
Today, I had an argument with my dad about Venice being in Italy, not Spain. He wouldn't believe me, and had to Google it. He's an engineer for an aerospace company. FML
Today, my boyfriend send me a text to inform me that his mother had told him that I was only with him for his money, which he got from his dad's will… even though we were already together at the time. FML
Today, my sister finally broke down and told me that our dad gambled away of all my college savings, and I would have to pay for school the best way I can. They have known for months, and when I asked why nobody told me, the reply was, "You're a college boy, we thought you would figure it out." FML
Today, just to win a bet against my mum that he could make me scream like a bitch, my dad faked his own suicide. He went the whole mile: fake blood everywhere, fake gun, yelling "Goodbye!" and playing a loud gunshot sound effect from his PC, everything. My dad won; my underwear lost. FML
Today, I convinced my father that "Juanito", our relative who needed money for immediate surgery in Mexico was a stranger attempting to scam him. I was $1400 too late. FML
Today, my dad went through all the trouble of sneaking onto my laptop and photoshopping a bong into my Facebook profile picture, apparently just so he could win a €20 bet with my mom, that hinged on her grounding me by December. FML
Today, I made a bet with my classmate that I would dare to play a weird song in front of the professor. I did, and as promised, she was supposed to give me $20, but she said it was just a joke. FML
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LolFMLnot 10
6 some people don't know where it is, doesn't mean you have to call them idiots. It's not like you were born and you already knew the whole map
Psych101 9
I'm pretty sure anyone with a decent education knows where it is. At the very least they should know that it exists.
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alwaysbored13 14
Paraguay isn't exactly a well known country, not everyone knows every single country and it's location...
catkat1988 17
I have to admit that while I did know which continent to start looking at, I couldn't have told you from memory exactly where to find Paraguay (but I would probably have found it within a very short time if given a map with the names of the countries). What I'm trying to say is that you boyfriend is not necessarily stupid because he can't locate countries, he may just be uninformed in that area. And don't bet $200 if you're not prepared to lose them - especially not on the intelligence of your boyfriend defined by a test that doesn't really say much about it overall intelligence.
183933 6
Oh us silly Dad's... But you missed something. Not only did your dad know your boyfriend wouldnt find it on a map, he also knew he would become $200 richer in the process. That's called a two for one.
xWITNESS_xX 0
I find it disturbingly sad that you people commenting are this harsh. Me, being from Canada- we don't learn anything about 'the world'. We learn about Canada. I've heard of Paraguay maybe once in my life.... couldn't locate it on a map though. Didn't even know it was in South America. Imo, ydi for being so pathetic. F your boyfriends life for being with you.
makeyourmark 4
20 percent of the American population couldn't locate Canada on a map.
truckdriver321 3
Who the hell cares?
twaumat 28
I love the user name on this post haha
tnf0920 9
I can honestly say I had no idea where it is, but I knew it was real. I don't care about geography. Knowing where Paraguay is does not make me an idiot. Until there is an actual need for me to know I could careless about that place or finding it on the map. Fyi, unless her bf is a geography teacher, a student studying geography or in high school and just learned this..I think she needs to chill out and get over it. Sounds like a bitch to me.
flushedaway 8
I can find every South American country but Paraguay on a blank map. Does that count?
DontWalkAway 8
I probably couldn't find Paraguay's exact location on a map either :/ I do know it's in South America though.