Today, I went on a date with a very cute girl. It went well, until I accidentally called the blueberries in her dessert Oran Berries. I sheepishly explained that they're a berry from the Pokémon universe, at which point she excused herself, never to return. FML
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Today, I went on a date with the world's biggest lightweight. She got blind drunk on wine before dessert, and slurred, "You look like... like a black... blueberry." Amused, I said, "You mean a blackberry?" She stared at me for several long seconds, confused, then passed out. Check please. FML
Today, I was on my third date with a really hot girl. A guy walked by singing the Pokémon theme song. She started making fun of the guy, mocking his immaturity. I joined in, in order to keep the conversation going. Everything was going great but then my phone rang. It's the Pokémon theme song. FML
Today, I had to explain to my friend that a blue raspberry is not a blackberry, and that blue raspberry is an artificial flavor, not a fruit. This explanation took much longer than it should have. FML
Today, I went on a date to the zoo. I soon found out that my date had eaten several hash brownies before entering. FML
Today, I went on a date. Met the guy at the restaurant, everything seemed to be going OK, but then he spent the entire dinner talking about Pokemon GO, and wouldn't let me say a word. He suddenly stops talking, gets up, says he, "doesn't feel a connection" and leaves. I had to pay the bill. FML
Today, I went on a date with a fun, attractive girl. She ordered off the kid's menu, drowned her food in ketchup, and said my burger with blue cheese and bacon was disgusting. FML
Today, I ended up in the hospital by accidentally eating poisonous berries, from a plant that I've known since childhood to be poisonous, which I also recognized as belonging to the nightshade family. I still don’t understand what made them look tasty. Brain fart of the century, I guess. FML
Today, I went out on a date with a cute girl. Everything was going great, until the food arrived. She not only shoveled food into her mouth like it was going to run away, she also smacked, sucked her fingers and laughed out loud with her mouth completely full. It was like dining with a 5-year-old. FML
Today, I took a girl on a date. Her and her imaginary friends. FML
Today, I was on a date with this girl. I attempted to put my arm around her, but I elbowed her in the face instead. FML
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rikitsumiatsu 11
If she doesn't respect pokémon she doesn't deserve respect.
alexhaz64 4
You're better off this way. You need someone who can appreciate Pokemon!
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Comments (159)
zefronke8 25
I love Pokémon and everything, but if you play enough to make that mistake, then you should take a break from the game.
TallMist 32
Never heard of slips of the tongue? Everyone gets them.
Dynamite73 25
I don't blame her. If you're old enough to date, you're too old for a child's game.
frontmanmike 14
I think she overreacted, but that IS strange. I have no issue with Pokemon - I'm a huge nerd myself, for other fandoms, and I wouldn't date someone who didn't at least respect that. But I'm certain someone confusing a blueberry for a fictional berry would weird me out. It suggests you spend WAY too much time playing games for an adult. Or that the lines betwee fantasy and reality are a bit blurred for you. It isn't a slip of the tongue necessarily. It could be indicative of serious manchild syndrome.
cowboyslife 14
lol YDI
TisButAScratch 10
If she doesn't like Pokémon, she doesn't deserve a guy like you
Ragnorok 4
Should of just said you called blueberries Oran berries as a child you ****** yourself on that on m8
Emma Marshall 19
Well if you're an adult it is a little weird....
WintressSoldier37 27
Good. You deserve better OP!