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highlydisgusted This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Ottawa, Canada

Fun night out

Today, I went on a first date. He left me standing at a bus stop while he took a dump in some bushes. FML

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At least he didn't bring you to the bushes with him

So, when's the second date?

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When you gotta go, you gotta go.

holy crap HAHAHA the mental image of that made me laugh so hard! AHAHAHA THANKS FOR THAT :')

At least you found out that he's downright nasty before anything got serious.

He's a keeper Dangit

Wait... You were taking a bus?

saraitkddh 47

sorry OP, you are better than this. Manners are hard to find these days.

notsofriendly 17

On the bright side, you know for sure he's not a keeper. Unless you wanted a pet, that is.

Shit happens anytime and anywhere I guess.

Wow sorry but maybe you should screen your dates just a suggestion that's gross