highlydisgusted
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Ottawa, Canada
Fun night out
Today, I went on a first date. He left me standing at a bus stop while he took a dump in some bushes. FML
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MsConfusedd 27
At least he didn't bring you to the bushes with him
Bostern 29
So, when's the second date?
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steffidallasbfl 16
Uhm. Gross
lagrimae 9
run, run fast as you can.
nancy_ydg17 11
Thats true love lol
kasmol 16
So many questions. Did he insist upon a bus stop? That particular bus stop? Did he pick you up for the date on the bus? Was there no place close by that might have a bathroom? Could he have taken the bus to a bathroom? Did he offer an explanation, or did he act like this was a normal occurrence? How did he clean himself? Did you finish the date or go home? Did he shit again or do anything else odd? Did you sleep with him? Did he have qualities that overcame the bush-shitter practice?
TheBestNameEver 5
romance at its finest haha
cactusdesu 15
He's a keeper all right.
nina739 10
Yayks good u didnt know his manners when u were deep in relation!!
DaneTrain9311 7
You've got yourself a keeper
EvilLittleMan 23
Is there a second date? If not, then you got dumped.
Twisted_Angel 17
I'd hate to think turn relationship could get worse from there...