Fun night out
By highlydisgusted - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Ottawa
By highlydisgusted - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Ottawa
Do you Really wanna see someone that does that again? I know some people are turned on by it, but you strike me as the sort of person who doesn't.
I highly doubt anyone on FML is turned on by it - hopefully it is at least that uncommon!
I disagree. I found this very easy to ********** to.
Something about the fact that OP put this as an FML suggests they weren't turned on.
hope you got on to a bus before he returned!!!!
I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious...
I don't want to excuse his behavior, but was there a good reason? Were you far away from a restroom? Did he eat something bad? Does he maybe suffer from IBS, or an IBD like Crohn's? I can't imagine anyone with that little class on a first date.
I think that was your cue to leave the date.
It's a modern day Cinderella story. The clock struck midnight and his IBS came back. "Look away! I'm hideous!". The date might have been the first, but the movement was number two.
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At least he didn't bring you to the bushes with him
So, when's the second date?