highlydisgusted
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Ottawa, Canada
Fun night out
Today, I went on a first date. He left me standing at a bus stop while he took a dump in some bushes. FML
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MsConfusedd 27
At least he didn't bring you to the bushes with him
Bostern 29
So, when's the second date?
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MsConfusedd 27
At least he didn't bring you to the bushes with him
Sandsh8rk 36
Did you 'dump' him?
Palirose 22
I personally don't see this as a very big issue, considering sometimes you have to really go and if you don't, you're going to end up ******** yourself. I think OP should look past this and hopefully give him another date if it was good beyond that one mishap. You know what I mean?
michaelaranda 28
no I dont. Who the **** takes a dump in the bushes during a first date?
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
Seriously! Does this guy have any class? You have to wait until at least the third date before you start taking dumps in the bushes!
NeighSoulSister 6
59- More like who the **** takes a dump in the bushes at all?
TwistedCherub1 15
Better than going in your pants. I have Crohn's disease. Look it up. It took two years of roadside stops and soiling myself before they even started testing for it. Even now I have to take A-D pills whenever I leave my house. I have no control over it.
Palirose 22
What if there wasn't a bathroom room near by? It's better for him to go in some bushes than end up taking a crap on himself -.- what if he got good poisoning from something he ate and got diarrhea? We're only looking at this from OPs p.o.v and not really considering the guys reasoning.
sivatagitroll 2
u said 'turd date'
nooopeee 6
Ew
KillSwitch96 18
Do you realize how well both your username and comment number fit this FML #2? If you add a space in the middle of your username, it becomes ‘Nooo Peee’. I'm sure everyone can figure out the comment number joke on their own. Haha
Bostern 29
So, when's the second date?
Vidrill 22
Should have said "date number 2". Chances for puns like these don't come often!
jsandy1994 10
Marry me^
ashleyylove3 22
What a gentleman.
OzzMonster 10
I think I hear wedding bells already
ManInTheMachine 19
*Sees reference to feces in FML* Nobody say it. NOBODY SAY IT!
sirpantselot 22
For the love of god, don't read #8!
Newboy237 4
What a fecal situation
\ 28
THAT'S A... (loud AK-47 fire)
dodgerXyz 11
Haha I read #8
sirpantselot 22
And they say romance is dead.
joawmeens 7
Hey, when you gotta go, you gotta.... Hold on :runs to bushes:
cakefete2 30
He went to the bushes to pay call of doodie brown ops.
thick_lesbo 8
I actually thought this was hilarious!!! At least he came better than "the comment" lol
meganmagee 11
well, that's a shitty situation.
rocker_chick105 31
Go home and think about what you've done.
MsConfusedd 27
SAME ON YOU SHAME ON YOUR FAMILY. You need to go ask the lord for forgiveness for your terrible, terrible sin. TIME OUT GO TO THE CORNER
Corrupt_waffles 13
Or the bush.
perdix 29
That comment was so bright, I'm gonna need some sunglasses.
lengi123 18
god ******* damnit...
graceinsheepwear 33
perdix, didn't you get some at that comedy for ordinary people class you took?
perdix 29
#80, you mean the class I ... *Lowers sunglasses* teach.
meganmagee 11
could someone please explain why my comment was so bad it warranted being buried?
papacrotch 3
I thought it was hysterical.. hahaha punny
meganmagee 11
my comment was not satanic.
underthesea12 24
at least he didn't take you with him.
pdp_fml 21
Is this something that occurs in Canada? I know that my comment is most likely going to be thumbed down, but does anyone take a dump in the bushes with modern indoor plumbing?
MsConfusedd 27
Yes, this only happens in Canada, the home of the moose and no indoor plumbing. They also have no cordless telephones or fire.
Ki11erC 18
Bushes with indoor plumbing? What a novel idea.
JMichael 25
Or grocery stores. They have to hunt for all their food. They're also still Nomadic.
Sputnikspak 13
We don't have the Internet, either. So how am I posting this? Polar bear.
Wraith09 15
Really?? You have to ask if this is a Canadian thing? Morons and idiots are everywhere, in every country. Would you like me to judge your country based on an FML post. Sheesh! Crazy Canuk
mansen 15
you, you caught the mythical wifi polar bear??? Quick! What's his password!!! The wifi geese are starting to fly south and I need a connection!
kittycatkelss 29
Actually I live near Ottawa and it’s more of an issue here, most places don’t have a public bathroom or won’t let you use it! Especially in downtown Ottawa