highlydisgusted
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Ottawa, Canada
Fun night out
Today, I went on a first date. He left me standing at a bus stop while he took a dump in some bushes. FML
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MsConfusedd 27
At least he didn't bring you to the bushes with him
Bostern 29
So, when's the second date?
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Comments (81)
mooseantlers 1
if it was an emergency its kind of understandable..
TheImaginarySong 16
I heard first dates were bad but that's....I don't even know.
Infinity1337 11
Sounds like a shitty date!
gymnast4life77 17
Do I hear wedding bells?
fk18 27
On the bright side at least he didn't dump YOU in the bushes
ZackL624 5
Lets not call him anymore
mandyrozrox 13
how classy
dudechef 8
Now if only the bus came while he was in the bushes - could have left his sorry ass where it belonged
Norris_FTW_77 9
Ok. I don't know what's more disturbing. The fact that he shit, or the fact that he either DID or DID NOT bring an "Emergency roll of toilet paper" with him on a first date in case this happened.
kumarina 35
Not a keeper...