highlydisgusted
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Ottawa, Canada
Fun night out
Today, I went on a first date. He left me standing at a bus stop while he took a dump in some bushes. FML
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MsConfusedd 27
At least he didn't bring you to the bushes with him
Bostern 29
So, when's the second date?
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Kkkdawg 27
I think it's time to dump him..
perdix 29
Hey, at least it wasn't you getting dumped. Glass half full, right? Always look on the bright side of life.
graceinsheepwear 33
And away from the bushes. Never look into the bushes.
niftyismybitch 21
Atleast he fertilized the bushes...
hannahsnyder69 16
Looks like that relationship was going to be shit from the start
Kage01 4
Probably IBS which in my case is made worse by both tiredness and nerves.
buckdharma 37
If the bus stop was upwind, then he's a keeper.
superdom 12
Well ok then that's a new one
tuckit 28
Trevor?..
tuckit 28
it is ;D
NessaMae 19
How classy.
Enslaved 36
Sounds like the date went south and he knew that was the only "(Push Push) in the Bush" he'd get the opportunity to have. :P