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highlydisgusted This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Ottawa, Canada

Fun night out

Today, I went on a first date. He left me standing at a bus stop while he took a dump in some bushes. FML

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At least he didn't bring you to the bushes with him

So, when's the second date?

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And you didn't left?

That's when you walk away and pretend you never went on a date with...that guy.

Hahahaha you made my day. Thanks for sharing.

BuckNekkid 22

should have 'dumped' him

Unless he has Crohn's, IBS, or any aforementioned intestinal disorder, I hope it was a last date. And if he does have an intestinal issue, he should maybe mention it before going to crap in the bushes.

Why didn't you ditch him?

Sounds like a crappy date

Sorry but that was one of the best FMLs ever. made me get an account name to even comment.

Haha you got dumped. ; )

LadyGunslinger 5

Wow...class act.