Sex, Covid and Lockdown: Frustration

Frustration

By Anonymous - 11/05/2020 08:00

Today, my wife is still refusing all forms of sex, because she thinks if she gets pregnant during lockdown, she’ll be the butt of all her friends' jokes about what people get up to to relieve the lockdown boredom. I know what I’d like to be getting up to right now to relieve my boredom. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2023 04:00

Today, as usual, my wife only wants to have sex to reproduce. As soon as she falls pregnant, the shop is closed. She doesn't care about my sexual needs, saying if I was really that horny, I should go sleep with some else. I'm not that guy and if I do get the guts to do so, I‘m afraid she will hold it against me, and take the kids and our savings. FML

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By Anon - 25/07/2022 06:00

Today, after screaming at me this morning, my wife has been giving me the silent treatment. We're trying to get pregnant, but she caught me masturbating, or "reducing my sperm count on purpose" as she called it. I just wanted some harmless fun with some porn, since getting pregnant has made actual sex a chore. FML

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By Andrew - 20/04/2011 16:31 - United States

Today, I tried to get my wife to have sex with me, she told me she couldn't because she had her period. She's two months pregnant. FML

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By sigh - 07/11/2015 05:39 - Australia - Rockdale

Today, my husband is sulking because he "can't" have sex with me. I've tried initiating things multiple times, but he keeps saying no, because I'm pregnant and he says it'd be exactly the same as having sex with his own kid. FML

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Together, forever

By ForeverLost - 26/03/2020 20:21

Today, my wife asked me for a divorce, shortly after I found out she's been having an affair. Then our county placed us on quarantine for Covid-19. Now I'm stuck living with her until it goes away. FML

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Feelin' sexy

By Anonymous - 23/05/2020 20:00

Today, my wife, who NEVER wants to have sex, decided that now is the time. I, of course, had to take antibiotics that make me so bloated I can’t move without extreme pain. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2009 02:37 - United States

Today, I would rather pound to porn than have sex with my wife, because trying to get her in the mood is too much hassle. FML

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By beaverless - 02/05/2011 20:26 - United States

Today, my girlfriend kindly broke the news to me that she doesn't want to take part in any sexual activity anymore because it's getting too boring. FML

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Momma's gotta have it

By Anonymous - 11/04/2022 04:00

Today, after giving birth, my wife was put on the sex ban until she heals. The thing is she has a high sex drive and is now horny, cranky, while also post surgery and also breastfeeding. I try to sexually satisfy her in other ways, but she's a nightmare to be with until we can have full sex again. FML

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Non-baby fever

By Anonymous - 01/06/2020 23:00

Today, I found out that my fiancé, with whom I've been with for 10 years, doesn't want to have sex with me because he thinks I'm going to trap him into having a baby. He sees me take my contraceptive pill nightly and knows I was booked in for having a coil fitted before Covid-19 happened. FML

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kfchicken 31

Monday 11 May 2020 9:20

cuz people will think she's having sex with her husband like some kind of.... wife?

Boyufd 24

Monday 11 May 2020 8:58

why does she care?

Comments

pawesome21 21

Tuesday 12 May 2020 1:21

Lol, I’m sure that’s the reason. With all the protection and ways to do it. But if you are gullible enough to believe her.

DramaQueen 5

Tuesday 12 May 2020 2:44

Birth control?

ojoRojo 27

Tuesday 12 May 2020 17:21

Gee, if only there were a bunch of ways to have sex without getting pregnant...

John Raymond Matheney 6

Tuesday 12 May 2020 20:12

if u don't have any kids, got enough money, divorce her. **** that shit. or tell her you'll go **** her friends instead that's the dumbest shit I've ever heard. you're wife is an idiot

BurnInDemonFire 33

Wednesday 13 May 2020 12:49

As if you'd be the only ones! Having said that, I wouldn't want to hear "Your kid's a 'Quaran-teen'!" every time someone met them in 2033, so I kind of see her point of view.

clair_brodie 35

Thursday 14 May 2020 5:53

Last time I checked stores are still open and there is this thing called condoms....

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 17 May 2020 19:55

That's a stupid reason to not have sex. Sounds like she cares way too much about what her friends think, in which case she should probably reevaluate those friendships. And if she's so worried about getting pregnant, there is an awesome invention called contraceptives...