Love, Break-ups and Holidays: Friends

Friends

By justfriends - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's OK, though, she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 321

You deserved it 2 567

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Been there, done that

By hlewrn - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Centreville

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 113

You deserved it 34 808

Sketchy

By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Austria

Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 575

You deserved it 3 192

Treat yourself

By birthday bash - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - France

Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. She decided that her "gift to herself" would be to leave the loser who has been holding her back for two years. Hello, my name is Ben, and I'm that loser. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 189

You deserved it 5 228

Mummy's bravest little boy

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Australia - Hobart

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 388

You deserved it 758

By grrrr - 12/02/2011 19:00 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 131

You deserved it 48 194

How could you?

By Ashlee - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 229

You deserved it 7 910

Insult to injury

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years left me for a guy whose favorite color is camouflage. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 215

You deserved it 5 912

We were on a break!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, my ex of 5 years got engaged after 5 months of us "taking a break." FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 591

You deserved it 447

Scary!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 205

You deserved it 5 870

Great, just great

By lax22 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, thirty minutes after the end of a great date with a great girl, she texted me, "Yeah, uh, never come near me again." FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 153

You deserved it 6 297

Jasonf6 0

Thursday 9 February 2012 22:51

F that. Take someone else.

Blacksxe 1

Thursday 9 February 2012 22:51

Wow, of course she is trying to cash out on something. No bf and a free trip to flirt with people. Don't take her. She isn't worth the trouble and the pain you will feel during the trip.

Comments

Ajeet 0

Friday 10 February 2012 3:22

Relationship goes thru many phases. If u still love her, take her along, & show her your charm, love, care & affection & she will give u love in return!

TheNinjaBacon 8

Friday 10 February 2012 3:26

Make her pay for her half and take another girl or ur friend.

munkeebutt 0

Friday 10 February 2012 4:08

Wow. And right b4 valentines day too! Bitch.

Kookoohead 0

Friday 10 February 2012 4:09

Ditch her...she ain't going on that vacation. After what she did.

TourettesGuyFTW 25

Friday 10 February 2012 4:15

38- love does strange things to the minds of people...

Sumo69 9

Friday 10 February 2012 4:18

Can she bring her boyfriend to

taetay2010j 0

Friday 10 February 2012 4:23

Take me!!!

thedevilcries 10

Friday 10 February 2012 4:26

Being her just when ur there burn her ticket back

DeviantBreeder 7

Friday 10 February 2012 4:27

I agree with everyone else... don't take her, take a random who is guarantees to put put or take your bestie & rip up the town. However, should you choose to take her, I think you should upgrade to the Honeymoon suite with rose petals on your king sized bed upon arrival. That is sure to make things nice & awkward for her. :)