Friends

By justfriends - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's OK, though, she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML
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Blacksxe 1

Wow, of course she is trying to cash out on something. No bf and a free trip to flirt with people. Don't take her. She isn't worth the trouble and the pain you will feel during the trip.

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winnloff307 5

You can take me!

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jjmiddaugh 0

Do NOT take her!!!!! Take a buddy and u guys can get girls there every day! He'll yeah she wants a free vacation.

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sickenedwinter86 0

F that! Ditch her and take a good friend... Hit on chicks! It might help you feel better.

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iameulogy 0

I agree with the others. take someone else. don't ruin your vaca on her!

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Fus_Ro_Dah 2

If you're still going to take her then you're a retard and totally deserved that.

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ForeverAloneGal 23

I would just agree to that but invite an actual friend. Then wait until the day you're supposed to leave to say to your ex, "By the way, you're not going. I'm taking this friend."

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perdix 29

Seems like she's making the inevitable stalking very easy. Usually, the prey buys opaque blinds and pepper spray, and gets restraining orders. You're lucky to have this opportunity to be right with her and see up close and personal what you're not getting anymore of.

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