Today, I took my kids to the circus. We were having fun, right up until the point they saw an old man dressed as a clown, at which point they screamed, grabbed onto my shorts, and managed to accidentally pull them down. FML
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Today, I went to the circus with my family. When we were looking at the animals during the break, an elephant took my purse with his trunk and ate it. It crushed my cellphone, camera, keys and wallet. After that, the circus director yelled at me for feeding poisonous stuff to his elephant. FML
Today, I embraced my inner child and went to a trampoline park with friends. I was having a blast until I attempted a somersault and ended up bouncing right into a group of screaming toddlers. I was escorted out by a concerned parent. FML
Today, we went to an amusement park, or tried to. My idiot husband stuck his hand under his shirt like a gun and demanded free passes and "all the cash" as a joke. He's banned for life, they escorted us off the premises, and my children are inconsolable. FML
Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML
Today, I went on a rollercoaster for the first time in years. Almost immediately, I realized that my shorts were no match for the forces of gravity. I spent the rest of the ride clinging to my seat for dear life while trying to subtly cover my exposed ass. FML
Today, I went to a friend's wedding. While I was holding my four year old son, he managed to unclip the back of my dress and give the whole church a show. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML
Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML
Today, I was at an amusement park with my kids. When we were on the Ferris wheel, I discovered my fear of heights. I hyperventilated, screamed from our seat "LET ME OUT! OH GOD LET ME OUT!!" I also began crying hysterically. They stopped the ride for me to get off. I'm a 45 year old man. FML
Today, I was attacked by clowns at work. I don't work at the circus. FML
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Top comments
Kwejee 1
I don't blame them. Clowns are ******* scary.
ckr911 5
......I really hope you wore underwear. O.o
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Comments (96)
ScaredOfDentists 0
clowns suck. and you're story is sad. [comment approved captain obvious]
brunettebaby98 0
Well, ya kno... Ppl invented belts for a reason
Stylin_Since_97 10
The clown probably got pissed since you stole his spotlight :D
fthku 13
If it's a circus without animals, FYL. If it's with animals, YDI for going there in the first place.
pokemon_lover 0
I was raped before. Bad thing is, he was in a clown suit when he did it. So, clowns scare the crap out of me now.
Andr913 13
Uh...i'm sorry?
missemalythecat 0
Thank you for sharing.
a6h311h0und 1
at least yhu werent going commando. i hope.
fthku 13
How do you mess up "you"?
rolonmarcos 0
U must of had a little wenis to be embarrassed
Nuahavizu 17
i bet that was funnier than the clown. :P
TheThrasher_fml 0
ydi for wearing shorts
dparham1239 0
I once punched a clown in the nads for scarin me when I was 9