Today, I overheard a coworker talking about going to what sounded like a dentist's appointment. As she left later, I jokingly said, "Remember to open wide!" Turned out her appointment was with her OB/GYN, not a dentist. FML
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Today, I answered a call I thought was from my friend and opened with, “What do you want, fuck face?” It was actually my dentist confirming my appointment. There was a long pause before she politely repeated my name to ensure they had the right patient. FML
Today, I was at the dentist and got laughing gas to lessen the anxiety I get from the numbing shots. When I was good and "relaxed", an assistant leaned real close and said, "Open wide." I just stared back at her and widened my eyes. She had to clarify she was talking about my mouth. Duh. FML
Today, I finally heard a woman tell me "I've never seen one so big before!" Too bad it was my dentist talking about one of my cavities. FML
Today, I was at a party. Trying to overcome my social anxiety, I was trying to take part in conversations. So, when a girl mentioned she had a doctor's appointment next morning, I blurted out: "What kind of a doctor?" Everyone stared as she responded: "A gynaecologist." FML
Today, I went to my gynecologist's for a check-up. After the doctor checked me I went to the bathroom. It turns out the walls aren't soundproofed, because I could hear the doctor telling his assistant, "God! How did she ever find a husband?" FML
Today, acting like a responsible, proactive adult and make a dentist appointment. The receptionist asked if I was available at 2:30. I replied, "Sorry, can we do 2:31? I've got a meeting." She didn't find it as funny as I did. FML
Today, I have an orthodontist's appointment, and I told my best friend that I was going to get my teeth fixed. She replied, "Wow, thanks. Your smile's really awful to have to look at." FML
Today, I was at the dentist's. During my check-up, he recommended a dermatologist. FML
Today, I went to my dentist of four years. After the cleaning, the hygienist and I scheduled my next appointment, and she briefly left the room, leaving my file open on the computer. The data in a field called "NOTE" caught my eye: "Sissy. Freak. Always late. Ask about family or will flirt." FML
Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
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DownFaLL57 23
Did you really need to say anything?
False_Stupidity 41
Hey, the advice still applies! ...although a little awkward.
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Comments (43)
OrganicSistah 17
If this was at my job, that situation would've been better anyway. But we make those kind of jokes anyway. Now if it was your boss I can understand the akwardness.
slavka012 11
Still relevant advice though.
haphazardly 15
... Still relevant to me...
brendejafulable 41
honestly I don't think it's a big deal, you in fact do have to open your legs widely so what's the matter? ain't no shame. could've been a bit awkward if you or they are a prude. but like me I'm open to anything (haha) not a big deal. more like an awkward moment rather than a FML moment. I'd say.
manuwish 9
hahaha good one, bet the look on her face was priceless
lazlowrave 10
That's a "hole" experience I wouldn't want to get into.
megs925 16
If OP is a man, either joke would've been inappropriate about either.. "hole".
Emyka 26
I actually think this way it was a lot wittier and funnier than your original "joke".
_M3talH3ad 8
Wtf is a OB/GYN?
Dreamer5393 21
a ****** doctor
Scaleon1 14
At least they'll remember your advice.