Today, I took my 5 year-old son to the barbershop. When the barber had finished with him, I told the barber, "While we're here, I might as well get a trim too." My son then exclaimed loudly inside a very full barbershop, "Dad! You don't need a haircut, you need hair!" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my son told me he needed a haircut. I was thrilled that he actually requested it, since he normally throws a fit over getting them. He described the cut he wants. It's a mullet. FML
Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML
Today, while my mother-in-law visited, I asked if she wouldn't mind watching my son for 10 minutes as I had run out of baby shampoo. I came back home to see she had shaved his head completely bald. That was his very first haircut. FML
Today, after we went and spent $30 to get our two youngest boys hair cut last weekend, they snuck my beard trimmer and had a go at doing it themselves. Guess whose heads are buzzed now. FML
Today, my 8 year old son cut his own hair. He did a better job than I ever did. I'm a hairdresser. FML
Today, I got my hair cut short, as it hasn’t been cut in well over a year and I was getting sick of dealing with it. I told the hairdresser I would probably look like a boy but she said it would look cute, and that she’d make sure it looks feminine. I loved how it came out, until the kid at CVS asked, “Can I help you sir?” FML
Today, I thought I would treat myself to a shave and a haircut at a proper barber, instead of just a haircut at Supercuts. After many "Oops", "Sorry", even an "Oh dear", I left with no hair cut, and blood streaming from multiple slices in my face from the shave. I think one might need stitches. FML
Today, after discussing having our son's hair styled nicely for school, my ex returned him with his head shaved. I didn't realise bald was in style for 4-year-olds. FML
Today, I came to the decision that I needed some variety in my life, so I decided to get a haircut. My mom insisted that she could do it and that she had experience because she cuts my dad's short hair. I had thick, long hair. Now, my hair is uneven, ugly and short. FML
Today, I got a haircut, and after thanking the stylist I went up front to pay. The lady behind the counter took one look at me, smiled, and said, "Well, now you'll need a hat." FML
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Supermum43 0
Ah, kids.... never too shy to embarrass their parents.....lol
Antivirus_fml 0
I love your son! XD !DNOCES :SP
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Comments (81)
cmac86 24
that's gonna be a cute memory for you. why would you say fml when you're gonna treasure it down the road?
rorye_o 0
Posts like this are why I propose FML institute a "get over it" button for voting.
shaorong 0
hey better than my dad, once this random little three year old kid went up to him and asked him "hey, why do you have ugly teeth?" LOL, but i agree ydi (:
iheartjustinsane 0
Get over it.
firecorn 0
stop being a pussy. bitch.
Emwo 0
lol, wigs.
docnielsen 5
Balding is not an option - Bald is! Get a trimmer, and use it!
LogansRun22 0
This is not an FML, it's cute and funny. I'd laugh if my son did that.
ImTheUser 0
I'm laughing so hard, I just pictured it in my mind. I like your son; he's funny
terriibabiiix23 0
no offense but, this isn't an FML. grow some hair before getting a "haircut", idiot.