Today, I took my 5 year-old son to the barbershop. When the barber had finished with him, I told the barber, "While we're here, I might as well get a trim too." My son then exclaimed loudly inside a very full barbershop, "Dad! You don't need a haircut, you need hair!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my son told me he needed a haircut. I was thrilled that he actually requested it, since he normally throws a fit over getting them. He described the cut he wants. It's a mullet. FML
Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML
Today, while my mother-in-law visited, I asked if she wouldn't mind watching my son for 10 minutes as I had run out of baby shampoo. I came back home to see she had shaved his head completely bald. That was his very first haircut. FML
Today, after we went and spent $30 to get our two youngest boys hair cut last weekend, they snuck my beard trimmer and had a go at doing it themselves. Guess whose heads are buzzed now. FML
Today, my 8 year old son cut his own hair. He did a better job than I ever did. I'm a hairdresser. FML
Today, I got my hair cut short, as it hasn’t been cut in well over a year and I was getting sick of dealing with it. I told the hairdresser I would probably look like a boy but she said it would look cute, and that she’d make sure it looks feminine. I loved how it came out, until the kid at CVS asked, “Can I help you sir?” FML
Today, I thought I would treat myself to a shave and a haircut at a proper barber, instead of just a haircut at Supercuts. After many "Oops", "Sorry", even an "Oh dear", I left with no hair cut, and blood streaming from multiple slices in my face from the shave. I think one might need stitches. FML
Today, after discussing having our son's hair styled nicely for school, my ex returned him with his head shaved. I didn't realise bald was in style for 4-year-olds. FML
Today, I came to the decision that I needed some variety in my life, so I decided to get a haircut. My mom insisted that she could do it and that she had experience because she cuts my dad's short hair. I had thick, long hair. Now, my hair is uneven, ugly and short. FML
Today, I got a haircut, and after thanking the stylist I went up front to pay. The lady behind the counter took one look at me, smiled, and said, "Well, now you'll need a hat." FML
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Supermum43 0
Ah, kids.... never too shy to embarrass their parents.....lol
Antivirus_fml 0
I love your son! XD !DNOCES :SP
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Comments (81)
Glam_fml 0
Aww your kid is so cute! He may grow up to be a comedian one day. Oh, and FYI, those 3 hairs in your comb-over aren't fooling anyone.
littlexlion 4
*chants* Shave it! Shave it! Shave it!
my_fml_account 2
should've told your son "just wait 30 years boy, then talk to me".
lrb081 0
how the hell is this an FML?!?!
someguy945 0
Get a sense of humor about it or the rest of your life is going to suck. You're only going to get more and more bald.
plexico 4
You should be taking care of your pubes at home in private. And not showing off your junk to your boy. Utah's weird. Sounds like fun.
CFR 0
Heeheehee my sisters and I bug my dad about that all the time. He always wears a hat, so he's getting really bald. He's also got a tattoo of a decaying skull (we call it Uncle Ugly) with a little fine layer of longish hair. So we tell him he's starting to look like his tattoo. =P If you're a balding daddy, expect to be teased.
Muhfin 0
HAHAHA! I Love that! What a cute kid
AnthonyD86 0
not really a FML or a YDI. if your balding then it's not like everyone in the place couldn't already see that.
Chicostick 0
Oh boo freaking hoo. I started going bald as a freshman in High School. I'm currently completely bald, as after awhile I said "screw this" and just shaved it all off. Any man who thinks his hair is all that important is really just a giant superficial baby. I love all these "manly men" who whine when their hair starts to go. It's just freaking hair. Suck it up. You already have kids and you're whining? I had to go through four years of high school looking like I was forty, and it didn't bother me. Freaking baby.
Poke_my_mon 0
You clearly have severe anger and self esteem issues, as well as a possible hatred towards those males with hair.
youreawhore 0
Hahahahaha! #38, I don't know if you were being serious or not, but best comment here. And #37, that's a shame... why not write a FML about it? The OP probably wanted to post a funny FML (albeit it wasn't really...) but at least he tried. Don't see you trying to make anyone laugh. :/